Another night of no sleep

[MattC1993]

I can't even come home without my mom barging into my room and accusing me of something. I was just tired mom I wasn't drinking. And if I stay in my room all day I get ridiculed for that too. There is no winning here. Nothing brings me joy anymore. I wish I would get hit by a train.

 

[Stent]

You can't just wish for a train. Go out and find one.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What's the haps, Matt?

 

[peckafacce]

If you need help finding a train, I'm sure Lady Di can tell you where to find one.

 

[Meownaw]

I didn't mean to mom. I didn't drink mom. I didn't want to mom. Now I'm dead mom mom. - Travis

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Ask your mommy to suck your pecker. If she takes you up on it -- congratulations, a nigga got laid

 

[Brooke Shields]

@Nigger Jim , this guy's stealing your moves!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

 

[MattC1993]

Ask your mommy to suck your pecker. If she takes you up on it -- congratulations, a nigga got laid

Even if she wasn't my mom she wouldn't. She walked in and saw my dick and laughed at it. I wasn't turned on though so of course it was small. She didn't have to laugh about it.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Fawwwk I was gonna post this right after I read the first comment. Parallel minds, brotherman

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Even if she wasn't my mom she wouldn't. She walked in and saw my dick and laughed at it. I wasn't turned on though so of course it was small. She didn't have to laugh about it.

Kill your mother.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Even if she wasn't my mom she wouldn't. She walked in and saw my dick and laughed at it. I wasn't turned on though so of course it was small. She didn't have to laugh about it.

WWAW your mother seeing your post-pubescent dick? My mom walked in on me fucking my girlfriend, doggy style, back when we were in high school. I was at full mast and driving in deeeep. Girl was hunnnhhhing and rrrrruhhhhhing so mom came in to see what was up.

Bet she was proud of her boy, tho.

 

[Zombie247]

Is your name Dayton Hypernova?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Purchase as many life insurance policies as you can on her. Then add 1 teaspoon of anti-freeze to her coffee each day. Just one. It will take months but there will be little trace when she finally croaks.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Kill your mother.

Just make sure to say you did it so Jenna Ortega would notice you

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Tough one man, you should attend some meetings and eat better

 

[smashthafunk]

I can't even come home without my mom barging into my room

What are you, five?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Fawwwk I was gonna post this right after I read the first comment. Parallel minds, brotherman

Seconded, me too. The greatest documentation of retarded teen angst ever.

 

[guest]

I can't even come home without my mom barging into my room and accusing me of something. I was just tired mom I wasn't drinking. And if I stay in my room all day I get ridiculed for that too. There is no winning here. Nothing brings me joy anymore. I wish I would get hit by a train.

Well I think you’re swell.