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Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
I hear drums.
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When he said that, I got the biggest erection of my life. I genuinely can’t tell if he doesn’t understand what’s happening or if he does but wants the “martyrdom”
It’s fascinating the child like understanding he has of how the courts work. For the restraining order he thought he could walk into a building where they throw people into jail for the rest of their lives, and say “yeah I have texts of people saying he was there just trust me”.
This hearing has nothing to do with trolls or swats, it’s literally just you haven’t made any effort to pay, why is that? He can’t even argue the trolling and swatting created an environment where he wasn’t able to earn money to pay the debt, because he has posted evidence that he has money to throw away on trips and meaningless projects
"Sir don't do that"
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"I am going to jail for refusing to pay a ransom to terrorists."
Nice mental gymnastics, stupid
Nice mental gymnastics, stupid
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I'm really starting to believe witnessing this is 100% worth a round trip ticket to MKE
basically every time Patrick has gotten in front of the courts I have had my faith restored in the legal system.
He’s going to get jailed and he’ll be told in no uncertain terms that he needs to start paying or things will get worse.
He’s going to get jailed and he’ll be told in no uncertain terms that he needs to start paying or things will get worse.
I went to book myself off on the 24th, then realized the stars had aligned even before the hearing was announced and I already had the day off
Looking forward to posting in the megathread all day
Looking forward to posting in the megathread all day
So is he screaming and being dragged away or is he telling the judge that he will go to jail calmly because he refuses to pay? He is not getting to "tell" his story. It goes like this "sir, that's immaterial, why didn't you pay? Are you going to pay? I'm also pretty sure if he refuses to pay even when compelled by jail it will make attaching his assets much easier. The best part of all this is there is no hope for Pat in any of this. It is pay or face consequences, he's aggravated his best plays already. Things like he can't afford it and he refuses to pay his abuser and the hope of media attention as he is jailed are ruined by his own tweets. He's essentially just a a guy that refuses to obey because he's pig headed. Not that anything would have stopped this, but the "outrageous" outcome of a "victim" being jailed is not there. He ruined that story, he shot his wad early and wrong on that. If some lefty benefactor tossed him 60k he'd end up in jail for tax evasion at this point.
It's beautiful. The only way he can avoid severe consequences now is by humbling himself and agreeing to stick to the payment plan. Of course, he's absolutely incapable of humility so it's going to be additional fines as well as possibly prison. I'm going to enjoy what happens nneeeccccksssssttttttttt.
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Your honor, our story has been like Cape Feare meets Cable Guy... IN SPACE!"
Thank goodness some other funsters are picking up the mantle and going, after Dan shit the bed.
I need boots on the ground live reporting
I need boots on the ground live reporting
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Pat will “be heard” for about five seconds before the judge tells him to knock it off and he’s not here to litigate his failed case that was decided.