Andrew Dice Tomlinson

[guest]

patrick and rakdaddy went up da hill, each with a dime.
patrick came back wit 20 cents. OH!


hickory dickory dock
patricks second. better wife,
sucks that fat black cock. OH!


I was talking to this broad. I says, CHILD! put that FUCK-ING dildo in my ass so i can finally cum you DUMB HOE-RAH


so I says to the little baby african american in my basement....get in da grinder, it's not gonna grind itself you fuck-ing nig-ger!


So i had my thumb… up my lizards ass….. and my cat started lickin my balls… i says, NIK-EE! HON-AY! call your fucking african American bull, im about to cum… and you will too! OH!


so I was smoking a cig-a-rette, you know, and i get this text from a atalker.

I says. CEASE AND DESIST! or else Ill call 9-1-1 and fail to get a restraining order, you FUCK-ING JOIKOFF——!!!

[SIZE=9px]im just spitballin[/SIZE]

 

[Sputnik]

NIK-KI LOVES THE JIG-GIES


AGEEESH.

 

[Meownaw]

That child? I abandoned her! OHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[bovinebrain]

Pat be nimble, Pat be quick. Pat is a trans so he chopped off his dick! OHHHHH!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

There was a fridge lady who lived in a half-shoe
She took so many chitlin-farts, her uterus fell out!

OHHH!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ol’ mudda Raven went to the cubbard to get her fat son a bone. She bent over, NIKI TOOK OVA! OHHHH!

Mama Raven? Yeah, I fucked her in the ass, mout' and cunt! AGOOOOOOOOISH!!

 

[DominusOdium]

Little boy blue... It was the only way Paul Weimer would let him out of the bathroom! Oh!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Retarded fat Pat was retarded and fat, retarded and fat was he
He chewed off his tit and ate his own shit, then washed it down with some Miller Light the fat fuckin pig OOOHHH

 

[guest]

Fatty cake, fatty cake,
Baker's man
If Niki's on her period
I'll fuck her in the can!
OWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[guest]

Little Pat Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni,
Then blew his friend Tony,
And wiped his mouth off on a tie

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Old mama raven lived in a shoe.
She had two children who ate paint and glue. Agoosh

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

patrick and rakdaddy went up da hill, each with a dime.
patrick came back wit 20 cents. OH!


hickory dickory dock
patricks second. better wife,
sucks that fat black cock. OH!


I was talking to this broad. I says, CHILD! put that FUCK-ING dildo in my ass so i can finally cum you DUMB HOE-RAH


so I says to the little baby african american in my basement....get in da grinder, it's not gonna grind itself you fuck-ing nig-ger!


So i had my thumb… up my lizards ass….. and my cat started lickin my balls… i says, NIK-EE! HON-AY! call your fucking african American bull, im about to cum… and you will too! OH!


so I was smoking a cig-a-rette, you know, and i get this text from a atalker.

I says. CEASE AND DESIST! or else Ill call 9-1-1 and fail to get a restraining order, you FUCK-ING JOIKOFF——!!!

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im just spitballin

Could you make Dice's shirt in that picture say Slurm or Starfleet Academy maybe?