And now its Willy-Wonkas turn to get the Woke revisionist treatment.

[guest]

Hitting close to home because of HandsomeT avi...Nice destroying history, fags

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[LiberalPussy]

They’ve fucked with Road Dahl’s work before. Initially, Oompa Loompas were more blatantly niggers.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Great Britain needs to be bombed again.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Fucking pieces of shit. Apparently the Dahl estate SOLD THE RIGHTS TO ALL HIS BOOKS TO NETFLIX WHO NOW HAVE POWER OVER EVERY FUTURE ADAPTATION

 

[Meownaw]

Fucking pieces of shit. Apparently the Dahl estate SOLD THE RIGHTS TO ALL HIS BOOKS TO NETFLIX WHO NOW HAVE POWER OVER EVERY FUTURE ADAPTATION

I think it's about time we get a girl boss nigger Wonka.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I think it's about time we get a girl boss nigger Wonka.

Instead of chocolate, Willy Nigga makes grape drank.

 

[Meownaw]

Instead of chocolate, Willy Nigga makes grape drank.

You telling me your kid stuck in a pipe? *Sucks teeth* that ain't my job.

I imagine it will be on par with that She Hulk twerk scene.

 

[Stent]

Fat people really needs this win, guys. Let them have the books, otherwise fat people might die early.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

The Big Fucking Gorilla

Shieeeet

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You telling me your kid stuck in a pipe? *Sucks teeth* that ain't my job.

I imagine it will be on par with that She Hulk twerk scene.

She Hulk?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fat people really needs this win, guys. Let them have the books, otherwise fat people might die early.

Yeah, we don’t want to give them a heart attack.

 

[guest]

This one fawkin hurts. I dated a girl and her grandpa was THE wonka. Last name and everything. WW2 pilot

 

[guest]

You telling me your kid stuck in a pipe? *Sucks teeth* that ain't my job.

I imagine it will be on par with that She Hulk twerk scene.

OH SHEEIT THAT WHITE GIRL TURN BLUE! AWH HELL NAW! (runs out of room at top speed)

 

[guest]

OH SHEEIT THAT WHITE GIRL TURN BLUE! AWH HELL NAW! (runs out of room at top speed)

(Comes back with gun)

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Golden Grape Kool-aid packet full of fent.

 

[guest]

(Comes back with gun)

I see dat big blue bitch again ima shoot her ass, I don't play dat shit

 

[LiberalPussy]

You telling me your kid stuck in a pipe? *Sucks teeth* that ain't my job.

I imagine it will be on par with that She Hulk twerk scene.

The children who win a tour of the factory each find a golden food stamp.

 

[guest]

Little nig wins the chocolate factory and it closes down a year abandoned, boarded up and graffiti all over the place. Sheeeeit

 

[guest]

The children who win a tour of the factory each find a golden food stamp.

I told you niggas you ain't gettin shit, now get the fuck out my office 'fo I fuck you up bitch!

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

They’ve fucked with Road Dahl’s work before. Initially, Oompa Loompas were more blatantly niggers.

He changed that himself. That was more of a George Lucas changing OT situation. Looking forward to Hypocrisy Rick.

I'm ok with Dahl and Lucas doing this as long as the original is still available and recognised as such. Call the modified version a director's cut or something.

This is some bullshit though, a publisher rewriting a book. I suspect it's just a PR stunt designed purely to get angry clicks and people talking about how much they love Dahl