Anal eggs are killing people.

[aRTie02150]

Man, 30, dies after DIY masturbation game went wrong

EXCLUSIVE: The 30-year-old, from the Czech Republic, who lived with his parents, was found dead on the floor of his bedroom by firefighters, who were forced to kick his door down.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Naturally it happened to a Japanese guy, they're so revolutionary there.

Nana needs to be careful.

 

[aRTie02150]

Fucking Daily Mail says Japanese in the mainpage but Czech in the article.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ribs. UK tabloids are so much better than American.

 

[Harry Powell]

Some wild shit going on there. Multiple objects lodged in his ass, but also weird plastic bindings on his legs?

 

[guest]

After 6 lead pencils and a piano, I think Nana has this all priced in to the SC move.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

This is why real sex toys have handles on them or some kind of cord so you can pull it out. Dummy.

Berry dishonorabru

 

[HeyItsVos]

Some wild shit going on there. Multiple objects lodged in his ass, but also weird plastic bindings on his legs?

If that’s what it took for me to get off I think I just wouldn’t cum anymore. Not worth it.

 

[guest]

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Ribs. UK tabloids are so much better than American.

Reach in there and grab my cactus farmer's trophy.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Doesn't he know you put your dick inside the egg?!

 

[Turk February]

There's clearly a devilishly clever murderer on the loose

 

[Imager]

This is a real quote from the article:

People most commonly shove objects into their rectum for sexual pleasure.

I mean, of all the verbs to use, "shove" is definitely the most appropriate.

How do you even give the eulogy at the funeral?

"Well, Petyr was always very fun to be around, but sometimes he could be a real pain in the ass."

 

[Imager]

Some wild shit going on there. Multiple objects lodged in his ass, but also weird plastic bindings on his legs?

Hey, some people need things to be just right in order to cum. We don't judge here.

 

[Stent]

What's wrong with jerking your dick? It pleasure pretty good.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is a real quote from the article:



I mean, of all the verbs to use, "shove" is definitely the most appropriate.

How do you even give the eulogy at the funeral?

"Well, Petyr was always very fun to be around, but sometimes he could be a real pain in the ass."

Jam feels appropriate as well. Insert implies that it’s supposed to go there. I wonder if he posted here.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

How do you even give the eulogy at the funeral?

"He died doing what he loved..."

 

[HH Brother]

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Ribs. UK tabloids are so much better than American.

It's snuggly in here, funster.

 

[Brooke Shields]

why is this a news article?

 

[aRTie02150]

why is this a news article?

It's the Daily Mail. It's the only tabloid site I scroll through every so often because it's always got something funny going on.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's the Daily Mail. It's the only tabloid site I scroll through every so often because it's always got something funny going on.