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Podcastin' Dan
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The Patposting crowd's loggin' in
There's a Weimer meme getting ribs from me
'Bout him takin' creepshots of a kid
Dan posts "Hey can you listen to this for me
I'm working on weekly uploads
It's got Mewler and me and we'll do it for free
Until Patrick flags all of our shows"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dox
Give us a rant, you're Podcasting Dan
Give us a speech tonight
Tell us all what we can joke about now please
To not offend cunts bitches or dykes
Andy Nads at the bar was a true dummy
He texted Patrick his ID
But he stood up in court to the man made of pork
And erased his drunk stupidity
He says, "Dan, Pat brought up the niggeroni
As a smile spread across Andy's face
"Thanks for having me on to chat 'bout the bar
And the drunk tips I left at that place."
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dumb
Now Stu is a Clerks film enthusiast
Who never had time to learn Zoom
And he started off smilin', while computers dialin'
Until it revealed his whole room
And Off Topic is mostly race politics
And 90s actresses that need a bone
Yes, it's mostly just posted from our toilets
But it's better than Tweets on your phone
Tell us again now, Podcasting Dan
Which posts of ours are alright?
Since you've been around years you keep telling me
And the secret forums locked up tight
There's some pretty good posts for a Saturday
Patrick's tweeting and texting a mile
'Cause he knows that he'll be the first author to see
His critics locked away for awhile
But the posts they all focus on drama shit
And simping for broads like a queer
And I turned off the 'cast, the gatekeepers don't last
Don't need any bus drivers 'round here
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dumb
Tell me I'm wrong here Podcasting Dan
Tell me I don't have it right
You used to be a funny fucker man
But you're lost like Ant, who's not white
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The Patposting crowd's loggin' in
There's a Weimer meme getting ribs from me
'Bout him takin' creepshots of a kid
Dan posts "Hey can you listen to this for me
I'm working on weekly uploads
It's got Mewler and me and we'll do it for free
Until Patrick flags all of our shows"
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dox
Give us a rant, you're Podcasting Dan
Give us a speech tonight
Tell us all what we can joke about now please
To not offend cunts bitches or dykes
Andy Nads at the bar was a true dummy
He texted Patrick his ID
But he stood up in court to the man made of pork
And erased his drunk stupidity
He says, "Dan, Pat brought up the niggeroni
As a smile spread across Andy's face
"Thanks for having me on to chat 'bout the bar
And the drunk tips I left at that place."
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dumb
Now Stu is a Clerks film enthusiast
Who never had time to learn Zoom
And he started off smilin', while computers dialin'
Until it revealed his whole room
And Off Topic is mostly race politics
And 90s actresses that need a bone
Yes, it's mostly just posted from our toilets
But it's better than Tweets on your phone
Tell us again now, Podcasting Dan
Which posts of ours are alright?
Since you've been around years you keep telling me
And the secret forums locked up tight
There's some pretty good posts for a Saturday
Patrick's tweeting and texting a mile
'Cause he knows that he'll be the first author to see
His critics locked away for awhile
But the posts they all focus on drama shit
And simping for broads like a queer
And I turned off the 'cast, the gatekeepers don't last
Don't need any bus drivers 'round here
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dumb
Tell me I'm wrong here Podcasting Dan
Tell me I don't have it right
You used to be a funny fucker man
But you're lost like Ant, who's not white
