An idea for what Quasi can do with Pig's Mustang

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

https://www.fundraising-ideas.org/diy/carsmash/

Maybe donate the earnings to an organization that combats childhood obesity? Or an adults with autism charity? I dunno, just spitballing here.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Do the right thing and put it out of it's misery. It's been through enough for Pete's sake!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Sugar in the gas tank, Bologna on the paint job. Use it as a rifle range target

 

[potatopeeler63]

just let paT keep iT, the ROI will be fantastic as he takes twiTTer selfies in the stang, which he will be living in when he can't afford the mortgage on his half hovel because the SFWA will strong arm him into bankruptcy.
TLDR Patrick is fat and gay

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Find a hardcore Trump supporter and sell it to them for pennies on the dollar. Or have it repainted into a Trump 2024 campaign vehicle. Or just park it in front of the half hovel and light it on fire.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

1 877 kars 4 kids

 

[OpieRadio]

Take it for a drive and see what the local bars have to offer, I hear hooligans does a good meatloaf.

 

[Udders]

Sell it back to Pat for another 25k. If he had it, you know he'd do it.

 

[Will Tate]

Demolition derby.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Let him keep with the stipulation that every Friday he must post "Quasi won." on Twitter.

 

[bombvest]

 

[guest]

2008 Mustang goes for 10k max.
No idea where Rahul will get the rest from.

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[MonsterSteve]

Mustangs are a dime a dozen. I would straight up just sell it especially since it most likely smells like pig farts.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Could get a nice Dukes of Hazzard General Lee paint job done and keep it parked outside the hovel.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Quasi should have it put in his name, but only let Pat drive it with an airbrushed @Tony Lappening scene on the hood and "CUCKOLD" written on the back of the trunk in big bright pink letters.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

2008 Mustang goes for 10k max.
No idea where Rahul will get the rest from.

This fucking thing is so catchy

 

[guest]

Rahul gets first licks

 

[guest]

sell it to someone who lives on his street so he has to see it every day

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Could get a nice Dukes of Hazzard General Lee paint job done and keep it parked outside the hovel.

This is the best idea so far. I’ve stated before I get to take Susan mudding in the MKE woods. After that we should sell it to a proper owner. A middle aged alcoholic woman.