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Down here in Nazi Germany, a "domestic" is a fight with your spouse.
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This is what sprung to mind when I first saw it. You know he was tanked at 10:41 PM.Pat was yelling like a psycho and it was loud enough that a neighbor called. So police showed up. Pat tries to claim this was a swatting because he is verbally abusive to niki. Pat thinks that this case number would somehow reflect a swatting when its clearly not.
did he legitimately beat his lizard to death? or just a euphemism for his habit of beating off to homoerotic IGs?Maybe he was angrily beating another lizard to death
If memory serves, his fat ass rolled over it and squished it like a tube of toothpastedid he legitimately beat his lizard to death? or just a euphemism for his habit of beating off to homoerotic IGs?
It also makes sense about the hand on gun detail he likes to mention. They thought they had a belligerent, aggressive, possibly armed drunk to deal with.(they did). Far from swatting but a very real dangerous situation to walk into.Cops got called to his house because he was being an asshole. Niki could have called it in, the neighbors could have…whatever.
So then buttfucker takes almost an hour and a half to concoct the swatting story just after midnight.
They also found out that he is very fat.It also makes sense about the hand on gun detail he likes to mention. They thought they had a belligerent, aggressive, possibly armed drunk to deal with.(they did). Far from swatting but a very real dangerous situation to walk into.
Have we confirmed that the 5/21 incident is indeed the alleged swaTTing?It also makes sense about the hand on gun detail he likes to mention. They thought they had a belligerent, aggressive, possibly armed drunk to deal with.(they did). Far from swatting but a very real dangerous situation to walk into.
Pretty sure thats the case number pat provided to josiah. It also lines up to the timeline pat uses when he tells the story.Have we confirmed that the 5/21 incident is indeed the alleged swaTTing?
You know how beautiful it would be to know that he not only blatantly lied, but he was being such a reckless, abusive drunk in lockdown that someone called the cops on him?
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