Am I being a piecea gahbage?

[guest]

A cute (white lol) chick likes me, and I actually met her in real life, not a dating app. It's actually a cool feeling, like it feels more real to meet someone in real life organically, I dunno. It feels cute and romantic and stuff.
The only issue is I wanted to go on that sex holiday. Is this chick a sign from God to forget about that?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

A cute (white lol) chick likes me, and I actually met her in real life, not a dating app. It's actually a cool feeling, like it feels more real to meet someone in real life organically, I dunno. It feels cute and romantic and stuff.
The only issue is I wanted to go on that sex holiday. Is this chick a sign from God to forget about that?

nah man go plow those chinks, she'll still be there when you get back

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Quietly is the key, child. Don't tell your woman and you will have fewer problems.

 

[Brooke Shields]

holy shit this is an odd site

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Is this chick a sign from God to forget about that?

Well, Imagine if you went and fucked some chinks and then she figures out what you did, and then you don't get to fuck a white girl.

 

[guest]

Well, Imagine if you went and fucked some chinks and then she figures out what you did, and then you don't get to fuck a white girl.

I don't suppose she'd give me a pass for only cumming on their face and tits?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I don't suppose she'd give me a pass for only cumming on their face and tits?

I consider that abstinence, but she might not see it that way. How old and good looking is this cracker?

 

[EraGodless]

holy shit this is an odd site

Apparently full of young guys that have no idea how to court a woman without having it handed to them. The dating stuff on here is Reddit tier and I'm not sure if it's some kind of bit or are these niggas for real?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Well, Imagine if you went and fucked some chinks and then she figures out what you did, and then you don't get to fuck a white girl.

why the fuck is she gonna give a shit about my man being on a business trip?

"what you doing next weekend?"

"flying half way around the globe to plow underage chink snatch"

 

[guest]

I consider that abstinence, but she might not see it that way. How old and good looking is this cracker?

Early 20s, she's my friend's sister, and he actually doesn't have a problem with me dating her which is weird. He sort of set us up. It reminds me of that weird Louie sketch/episode.

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

yeah taking an international sex trip is a good idea when you're trying to stop drinking you dumb nigger

 

[quark]

You’re a funny guy but these romance threads are brutal. Your sex life-real or imagined-is not interesting. Get a diary.

 

[guest]

You’re a funny guy but these romance threads are brutal. Your sex life-real or imagined-is not interesting. Get a diary.

Umm... did I mention one of the chicks I'm banging is a talking pie?

 

[guest]

Umm... did I mention one of the chicks I'm banging is a talking pie?

Aren't they all?

 

[guest]

Aren't they all?

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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Go rub one out to some chink porn and stay with your girl. Don't be a degenerate

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Being careful about getting an STD off of a Chinese girl.

The doctors over there will give you an examination like they're pulling noodles or something. Very painful and definitely revenge for sticking your jj into their women.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Take her with you to https://www.cosmicconvergencefestival.org/ faggot

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Cute (white lol) chicks are da best!

 

[guest]

white pussy is a hell of a drug.
my advice, as a legend with a body count over 50+ (non pro), 200+ (pro) , (and never had an std), fuck the white girl and if she is tight enough, stay.
if there's no grippy, tell her to fuck off and go fuck some gook whores