Alternate timeline. Imagine if you will...

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Let's all be SciFi writers (without the childfucking, of course.)

Imagine that your least favorite obese, European-sweatered SciFi author has a daughter. Hard to imagine I know, but follow me a sec. He has a daughter and he is actually involved in her upbringing. He is the parent who spends the most time with the child (child) because of course his wife works and of course he still doesn't, even though it's an alternate timeline.

Anyway, what does he teach his young daughter, based on what we know about his goals and values?
When she's eight, what are their favorite activities together?
What becomes of her after high school?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Hide and seek like Caylee Anthony.

 

[guest]

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Hide and seek like Caylee Anthony.

So you're saying he just "has" a daughter. He still doesn't give a shit about her anymore than in this timeline? That probably checks out.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

So you're saying he just "has" a daughter. He still doesn't give a shit about her anymore than in this timeline? That probably checks out.

No I'm saying the fat fuck would rape and kill his own child so he and his retarded cunt dyke jew wife can have childish vacations and collect all-inclusive nigger farts, pal.

 

[guest]

Actually this is probably more likely..

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat would check out completely after about 2 weeks after she expressed no interest in his toys or Star Wars, and he realizes that kids are a giant pain in the ass to raise and not just a little playmate.

She'd end up in CPS custody cause he'd forget to do her laundry too many times or even feed her.

There'd still be tons of tweeted pictures of them both whenever he wanted to say "as a father..." and comment on some woman's rights issue.

 

[guest]

I feel like he'd be trying to transition her to get Twitter likes for the dopamine hit. She'd probably kill herself before her 18th birthday.

 

[guest]

He would have read her his tweets as a bedtime story.

 

[TorquemanGodspeed]

What a mental wreck. Nothing but pain in those eyes.

 

[fenrir]

All that surgery to become a "man" just to end up looking like a wimpy faggot.

 

[guest]

All that surgery to become a "man" just to end up looking like a wimpy faggot.

With a small frame like that and juicing she should have been able to get some real muscles without too much trouble, especially with Hollywood personal trainers.

 

[fenrir]

With a small frame like that and juicing she should have been able to get some real muscles without too much trouble, especially with Hollywood personal trainers.

She's rather get ab implants and take selfies:

This daffy broad is only a few years away from being forty. She'll start looking like a sad little old man in no time.

 

[Stent]

Isn't the crazy twat only 5'1" or something like that? I hope the rest of her life is filled with being called a feminine manlet faggot.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Isn't the crazy twat only 5'1" or something like that? I hope the rest of her life is filled with being called a feminine manlet faggot.

The thing they don’t figure on is no straight woman is going to want a small scrawny “guy” like that. A lesbian wants a woman not a trooned out one. Gay guys want actual cock. Only option for “him” are the freaks at SFWA.

 

[FurBurger]

You put a bolt on either side of that neck, and you have the makings of a pretty good Frankenstein movie.

"You... make man?"
"Well, kinda"

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

The abs crack me up. He has Cumia arms and ostritch legs with a super defined six pack. Oh and he got those abs within a month or so after he trooned.

 

[guest]

Get this nigga some protein shakes or something

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I was in jail with a dude who had full blown AIDS who looked healthier. Someone get this nice lady an Ensure!

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

He has Cumia arms and ostritch legs with a super defined six pack.

Anyone can do it...