Alt confession thread

[guest]

Discuss

 

[Bernard Murphy]

Discuss

I hate to tell you guys this, but I'm not actually Bernard Murphy.

 

[gassers]

Somebody on reddit said that my official alts are:

@Terry
@Leave It Alone
@Chocolate hellhole
@ShutYourCakeHorn
@Patreeky

What can I say, I am an altamanic.

 

[guest]

Quack

 

[aRTie02150]

Somebody on reddit said that my official alts are:

@Terry
@Leave It Alone
@Chocolate hellhole
@ShutYourCakeHorn
@Patreeky

What can I say, I am an altamanic.

People discuss this place on Reddit? Jesus

 

[gassers]

People discuss this place on Reddit? Jesus

All the time. Visit Lit Crit sometime.

 

[guest]

Somebody on reddit said that my official alts are:

@Terry

I like you, buddy. Genuinely. I'd tell you if I didn't but come on. If i was you I'd be way funnier.

 

[guest]

People discuss this place on Reddit? Jesus

It's a lit crit show reference.

Lets just say the show can get a little... Hahaha I don't like to call us shock jocks but uhh if someone were to say the mayor of SFWA died then theyd need to say it came from reddit.

 

[guest]

It's a lit crit show reference.

Lets just say the show can get a little... Hahaha I don't like to call us shock jocks but uhh if someone were to say the mayor of SFWA died then theyd need to say it came from reddit.

This guy's an alt - alternative to a good poster amirite?

 

[Meownaw]

Never made an alt.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

We have 6 members of staff using this one account

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I had one for about a week when my OCD was telling me not to log into this account.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Alts is fag shit

 

[Papa Goldendick]

No alts and my pants are clean

 

[Turk February]

When I was 6 I pushed a cat into a bathtub just to see what would happen. I told my parents it jumped in. I still feel terrible about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I was 6 I pushed a cat into a bathtub just to see what would happen. I told my parents it jumped in. I still feel terrible about it.

My one cat likes water and will jump in the shower with me. It's the darnedest thing. One time I was having a bath like a lady and the cat was sitting on the edge of the tub smacking water at my face and she slipped in and just stood there for a bit. But yeah, I bet the cat you pushed didn't like it at all. Enjoy Hell, animal abuser.

 

[Turk February]

My one cat likes water and will jump in the shower with me. It's the darnedest thing. One time I was having a bath like a lady and the cat was sitting on the edge of the tub smacking water at my face and she slipped in and just stood there for a bit. But yeah, I bet the cat you pushed didn't like it at all. Enjoy Hell, animal abuser.

What a bizarre way to say "I fuck my cat"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What a bizarre way to say "I fuck my cat"

That's not what I said at all. I shared a fun anecdote about my cat enjoying playing in water. It's cute. Little tailless idiot splish-splashin' around.

 

[Toast]

I thought this whole site was one guy with 1000 alts having fascinating conversation with himself.

 

[Turk February]

I thought this whole site was one guy with 1000 alts having fascinating conversation with himself.

His name is @gassers and he lives on a tropical island.