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ALL THIS SAYS TO ME IS:

Torque’sHeadBump

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I guess baby bro let Joseph splurge on the cruise wifi package.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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"$5 for a snickers bar?! When Trump was president I used to only pay $2 for one! Goddamn Biden..."
“Hold on one second. *picks up phone, dials, waits* ‘Hey, bro. The convenience store on board has hiked up the prices. Layla is craving some candy, can you top up my account? Wel…well, Anthony, I kno…I know. I know you already gave me a wifi allowance. Please?’ *waits* ‘You’re the best, AntH!’.”
 

HipTuckerCumia

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Can you imagine the small talk he has with the clerk at the variety store when he goes in to buy a snickers in day to day life?
KEEPS THE FINGER JOINTS NICE AND LOOSE, HEHE, FOR GUITAR PLAYING. JUST KIDDING, I KNOW IT IS BAD FOR YOU, BUT I'M CHUGGING SOME PRETTY HEALTHY COCKTAILS EVERY MORNING ...APPLE VINEGAR... TUMERIC... CHAYENNE PEPPER ... DISGUSTING, JUST DISGUSTING AND NASTY ...BUT YOU JUST CHUG IT DOWN, HEHE, I DON'T CARE... IT'S NOT ABOUT THE TASTE ... HEALTH ... SO I FIGURE IT ... I CALL IT THE MORNING BOMB... EVENS OUT THE OCCASIONAL SNACKY SNACKY SNICKERS BAR INDULGENCE, HEHE. I LEARNED THE VALUE OF A GOOD SNACK IN THE MILITARY... 82ND AIRBORNE ... ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSONS, NO JOKE. THAT'S WHY I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND TRUMP ... I GUESS I'M MORE LIKE 45TH AIRBORNE NOW, HEHE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ONCE A SOLDIER, ALWAYS A SOLDIER AS THEY SAY ... I HOPE ...I HOPE NO KIDS EVER CAME HERE TODAY AND DROOLED ALL OVER THESE CHOCOLATE BARS WITHOUT BUYING ANY... YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE ...ALWAYS DROOLING AND SPITTING AND STUFF... RIGHT? BUT YEAH, I HAVE FEW SONGS I NEED TO BE LEARNING ...ON GUITAR... I THINK I'M PLAYING ONE OF MY ACOUSTIC GUITARS TODAY... NO NEED TO SET UP ALL THE AMPS AND THE WHOLE STUDIO... THE WHOLE ENCHILADA... YOU KNOW, KEEP IT SIMPLE AS THEY SAY ...K.I.S.S. ... KEEP IT SIMPLE... I THINK I CAN SAY STUPID STILL, OR IS THAT A BAD WORD TOO NOW? ...RETARD... RETARD RETARD RETARD... YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, HEHE, OR SO THEY SAY, BUT THAT'S STUPID ... IT'S RETARDED, HEHEHE ...BUT YEAH, WE'LL KEEP FIGHTING ... FOR AMERICA ...OKAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
 

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KEEPS THE FINGER JOINTS NICE AND LOOSE, HEHE, FOR GUITAR PLAYING. JUST KIDDING, I KNOW IT IS BAD FOR YOU, BUT I'M CHUGGING SOME PRETTY HEALTHY COCKTAILS EVERY MORNING ...APPLE VINEGAR... TUMERIC... CHAYENNE PEPPER ... DISGUSTING, JUST DISGUSTING AND NASTY ...BUT YOU JUST CHUG IT DOWN, HEHE, I DON'T CARE... IT'S NOT ABOUT THE TASTE ... HEALTH ... SO I FIGURE IT ... I CALL IT THE MORNING BOMB... EVENS OUT THE OCCASIONAL SNACKY SNACKY SNICKERS BAR INDULGENCE, HEHE. I LEARNED THE VALUE OF A GOOD SNACK IN THE MILITARY... 82ND AIRBORNE ... ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSONS, NO JOKE. THAT'S WHY I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND TRUMP ... I GUESS I'M MORE LIKE 45TH AIRBORNE NOW, HEHE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ONCE A SOLDIER, ALWAYS A SOLDIER AS THEY SAY ... I HOPE ...I HOPE NO KIDS EVER CAME HERE TODAY AND DROOLED ALL OVER THESE CHOCOLATE BARS WITHOUT BUYING ANY... YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE ...ALWAYS DROOLING AND SPITTING AND STUFF... RIGHT? BUT YEAH, I HAVE FEW SONGS I NEED TO BE LEARNING ...ON GUITAR... I THINK I'M PLAYING ONE OF MY ACOUSTIC GUITARS TODAY... NO NEED TO SET UP ALL THE AMPS AND THE WHOLE STUDIO... THE WHOLE ENCHILADA... YOU KNOW, KEEP IT SIMPLE AS THEY SAY ...K.I.S.S. ... KEEP IT SIMPLE... I THINK I CAN SAY STUPID STILL, OR IS THAT A BAD WORD TOO NOW? ...RETARD... RETARD RETARD RETARD... YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, HEHE, OR SO THEY SAY, BUT THAT'S STUPID ... IT'S RETARDED, HEHEHE ...BUT YEAH, WE'LL KEEP FIGHTING ... FOR AMERICA ...OKAY, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
When I worked for the public these types came in all the time. The boredom listening to them babble on was enraging to the point some staff would straight up run away if they saw them coming.
 
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