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All the chics that rejected me ended up becoming dykes.

Carl Winslow

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Before I nuked my FB; I found out ALL the women that rejected me in high school became dykes.

Thank god , I thought it was me.

One even said they couldn’t understand Hell Raiser. That was a pretty clear cut example of being a dyke if you ask me.
 
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The ones who rejected me all got really fat and hideous. There was one girl I used to chase and fawn over like a huge faggot, but she always shot me down. Many years later, she found me online, and ended up calling me. She sent me a pic and she was just enormous, a big fat hapless mess. So we're talking and she says she wants to fuck someone behind her husband's back, and she figured she'd finally give me a shot, and I just burst out laughing. She didn't take it well, either. She's dead now, Xanax and booze.
 

Carl Winslow

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Lol. I had a dream that I made this thread I ran into one of the dykes. I put a hand gun in her face and said “ bet you wished you would have sucked this”.

I woke up with a massive hard on.
 
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