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This is impressively well-crafted, sir.You know what - I'm perfectly OK with Dan coming back. As long as he lets us mercilessly bully him by pointing out that he looks like a minion with downs syndrome, his wife is a 2 who scrubs shit off toilets and his podcast stunk. Also that he's a thin-skinned little faggot baby boy.
I think these are fair terms.
Dan - whaddya say??
Funny looking
I wore my hair in a bun at the water park today to avoid looking like this. Thanks for the new insecurity, guys.
Guess you forgot to laughI wore my hair in a bun at the water park today to avoid looking like this. Thanks for the new insecurity, guys.
I wore my hair in a bun at the water park today to avoid looking like this. Thanks for the new insecurity, guys.
The YouTube video is by a funny YouTuber named Dan Mullen. If no one caught that.
You had me till hereHe had the get up and go to make something resembling a podcast happen. And he was a pretty good host for the first few episodes.
But yeah, he was never really funny and he got insecure pretty quickly with (male) guests who overshadowed him and was a bit of a simp faggot to the 2 female guests (Mueller snorts derisively at a Dan comment - "What? Was that wrong? Did I say something wrong there?" Patronising Bam gift cards etc. The Dutch fag alliance shitting on him seemingly drove him over the edge.
Highlights -
Fuck the naysayers, Boomia was a great guest. "Her legs were fat..." as a reason he didn't go down on pizza girl said a thousand words to anyone who's ever gone down on a fat chick and lived to tell the tale. Anyone who didn't find him at least mildly amusing is the kind of shut away cunt who can't hang with the boys. Yeah, I know that reads gay but you're gayer if you disagree.
Snake - He talks about his cat sexually. And his general hatred of everything.
Mew - voice of an angel and I liked her appearances. Blow me.
Carol - proof positive that T levels and sexualiity aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. Hates Fat in a clinical, mathematical way.
'Black' is a crutch for poor performance by a shitskin.Bam - Black.
As @NortheastPhilly would so inelegantly proclaim "no qualms"Mental.
Unsupported by any bell curves.Smart as a whip.
If that means being beaten and raped by buck niggers?Toughest hide on here.
Like Sandy Kane with less brain cells?Voice of a chain-smoking Jewess.
You just couldn't leave it alone, huh? It's OK if some people like meYou had me till here
'Black' is a crutch for poor performance by a shitskin.
As @NortheastPhilly would so inelegantly proclaim "no qualms"
Unsupported by any bell curves.
If that means being beaten and raped by buck niggers?
Like Sandy Kane with less brain cells?
I’m all for it. The Torque saga ended pretty anticlimactically so I’m with it. Entertain us, you gag gift selling goof.You know what - I'm perfectly OK with Dan coming back. As long as he lets us mercilessly bully him by pointing out that he looks like a minion with downs syndrome, his wife is a 2 who scrubs shit off toilets and his podcast stunk. Also that he's a thin-skinned little faggot baby boy.
I think these are fair terms.
Dan - whaddya say??
His wife is a cincohis wife is a 2 who scrubs shit off toilets
Everyone just wanted to give their opinion on NPS for the 1000th time rather than commenting on your joke. Understandable.The YouTube video is by a funny YouTuber named Dan Mullen. If no one caught that.
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