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I have a normal good looking face. Aliens have been holographically projecting an ugly face on top of my face making me look disgusting whenever I go out. They keep fucking with me and I'm sick of it.
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That'll back em into a corner. Glad you're in my corner, bud.
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Wtf, same thing has been happening to me since middle school.
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Don't make this all about you.
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I too have a normal face.
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Aliens put a filter on my voice so it sounds weird, and then modulate my words as I speak them so it sounds like I'm saying awful things. Those alien bastards are going to pay for messing up my life!
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Anyone else have those alien fucks projecting a baby dick onto their crotch? You'd think I could still see my normal, grown-man dick but no, their technology is too advanced. It just looks and feels like I have a baby's cock
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Those Mexicans next door won't stop playing loud music
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What is he, a guinea pig that gets no respect?
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Some alien tried harassing me but ended up leaving after I told him my English isn't that great.