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I'm in witness protection already and I never hide, do you think NJ guys end up in Ontario for no reason, fucking stupid rubes. The people who want me are all dead now. Dan knows all of this.View attachment 45342and that's the real reason why he doesn't post anymore. dan's podcast is a honeypot just waiting for brothermen to reveal their true identities, waiting on confirmation whether or not @That Nigga Dre also has been arrested
I remember seeing the Matrix in cinema for first time and being blown away when he wakes up... Hell I even like Reloaded...I'm in witness protection already and I never hide, do you think NJ guys end up in Ontario for no reason, fucking stupid rubes. The people who want me are all dead now. Dan knows all of this.
you are in witness protection because the gingerbread hag is after your kids.I'm in witness protection already and I never hide, do you think NJ guys end up in Ontario for no reason, fucking stupid rubes. The people who want me are all dead now. Dan knows all of this.
I literally have no idea what this means lol.you are in witness protection because the gingerbread hag is after your kids.
It’s a literary reference to Hansel and gretel. The gingerbread hag is the witch who cooks children after she fattens them up. So you are in witness protection because your kids are fat and there’s a witch who wants to eat them… you know what just crash me.I literally have no idea what this means lol.
Yes I know Hansel and Gretel but literally forget the specifics of the story because I'm not 4. Good humor but my wife always rags me for not knowing "kid" things. Not your fault you earned the ribs lol.It’s a literary reference to Hansel and gretel. The gingerbread hag is the witch who cooks children after she fattens them up. So you are in witness protection because your kids are fat and there’s a witch who wants to eat them… you know what just crash me.
Well what are you, five!?because I'm not 4.
Do you have that two beer buzz?Yes I know Hansel and Gretel but literally forget the specifics of the story because I'm not 4. Good humor but my wife always rags me for not knowing "kid" things. Not your fault you earned the ribs lol.
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