Advice for NoBacon that he won't take, but here it is anyway because I'm gay.

[Professor Rape]

1) Buy a squat rack, instead of your gay 50 pushups every morning. You have the money for one and then you can't skip gym because it'll always be at your house.
2) Join a church instead of pretending to be a Christian reading 4chan posts about Jesus.

Your life will continuously improve in quality.

 

[Child..]

Push-ups are PFG

for the bitch tits he needs to do DIAMOND push-ups...and when he advances, on a decline

Bitch-tits' worst enemy:

 

[Professor Rape]

@NoBacon comment?

 

[Jenna]

2) Join a church instead of pretending to be a Christian reading 4chan posts about Jesus.

People have been suggesting this for years. His (dumb) answer is that no church embraces what he believes is the core tenant of Christianity: that Jesus only loves white men and wants everyone else to suffer.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

1) Buy a squat rack, instead of your gay 50 pushups every morning. You have the money for one and then you can't skip gym because it'll always be at your house.
2) Join a church instead of pretending to be a Christian reading 4chan posts about Jesus.

Your life will continuously improve in quality.

Big Dougie with the level-headed advice, big Dougie!

 

[Professor Rape]

@NoBacon

 

[NoBacon]

@NoBacon

How many people here do you think can do 50 push ups a set?

I don’t know why I’ve got the tits accusation. I do have to lose weight as I’ve got that kind of fat John Lennon puppy fat thing going on but I’m not out of shape.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I don’t know why I’ve got the tits accusation

There was a vote. The consensus is that you have tits. Why do you hate democracy?

 

[Professor Rape]

How many people here do you think can do 50 push ups a set?

You've got to do progressive overload or whatever the gay term is

 

[Professor Rape]

I was gonna ask if your chest touches the floor when doing pushups, but lol

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Working out is stupid. Obese people live forever. Healthy people randomly drop dead of heart attacks. Just live life and enjoy maaan

 

[NoBacon]

You've got to do progressive overload or whatever the gay term is

I’m not bothered by being jacked, I just want core strength. I hate doing free weights,

 

[NoBacon]

There was a vote. The consensus is that you have tits. Why do you hate democracy?

Yeah but why? I don’t get it

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Yeah but why?

Because you're fat and full of estrogen

 

[NoBacon]

Because you're fat and full of estrogen

Wrong

 

[Jenna]

Wrong

Dumb

 

[Steve Ramone]

I’m not bothered by being jacked, I just want core strength. I hate doing free weights,

Pushups are for chest strength. If you want core strength you should do a core excersise.

 

[NoBacon]

Pushups are for chest strength. If you want core strength you should do a core excersise.

I do sit ups and crunches etc. generally just calisthenics every morning including 50 push ups

 

[Jenna]

I do sit ups and crunches etc. generally just calisthenics every morning including 50 push ups

No you don't, Fatrick. Your body is weak and pudgy and we've all seen it. You're nothing but a lying narcissist who wants strangers on the internet to believe he's a fitness buff.

 

[NoBacon]

No you don't, Fatrick. Your body is weak and pudgy and we've all seen it. You're nothing but a lying narcissist who wants strangers on the internet to believe he's a fitness buff.

Not true but nice try with the hate though have a good one