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Yarrr I'll take none of that from the likes of you or any other libly swab. Now you call me captain or by thunder I'm going to pin you to the wall with a cutless and hang ye by your thumbs. Enjoy the brig.
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Admiral Tomlinson paddles in
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" Im an expert because I watched the Military channel and google things..."
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He's an expert on being FAT
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He's just such a joke.
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Expert - I read about them on Wikipedia
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He's attempting yumah
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We haven’t paid Mr. Quasi a single doubloon, stlaker.
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Fun fact, #Ukraine: A water balloon filled with $1 of paint thrown at the periscopes can disable a nuclear sub as fast as a $5,000,000 Mark 48 torpedo.
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No parrot child, you do not want a cracker.
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It boggles my mind that this man is 13 years older than me and still thinks like a 19 year old know-it-all
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I cant believe hes a real person. I cant wait until the FBI uses torswats testimony to throw his fish mouthed ass in prison forever. Then we can get back to nana and mooman feedings
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Ugh. I think he's making a snake joke? Boooo!
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His father was a uboat captain and his mother stitched lampshades for the Kriegsmarine out of Jewish skin..
That’s right he’s Torpedo Sailor. The last real nazi submarine guy.
That’s right he’s Torpedo Sailor. The last real nazi submarine guy.
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Very manly photo. I’m surprised he’s not kicking his feet back and forth like a girl.
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I sometimes think Patposters are even more retarded than Pat (see: eiffel tower photo)
The joke is in the vein of those retarded social media pet account comments. “Uhhm i’m a cat expert and this isn’t funny! If your cat is licking his balls this is a sign of cancer!”
Submarines don’t shed. Thats the joke. Jeeesus christ…
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Das Bloat
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Sexy Pat is the worst Pat.