Actual quote from one of Jordan Peterson's books

[The Talking Dead]

"In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft."

Clean your room, buckos, and you too might one day achieve this level of optimal mental health.

 

[aRTie02150]

Remember when someone made a story using the Jordan Peterson AI voice and he said Burgers like Bergers?

Really weird.

 

[DMAN]

For some reason I wanted to put crushed leaves into her. Don't know why, but I remember that.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

That may be so, but the man has a spotless room and spring fresh balls. So take THAT, (((globalist))).

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

For some reason I wanted to put crushed leaves into her. Don't know why, but I remember that.

 

[guest]

If you have dreams about your grandma trying to get you to eat her out, you're probably not in a position to be doling out life advice.

 

[guest]

Jordan Peterson does way more harm than good. He needs to reel it back now.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

what the fuck did I just read?
I had a lil health issue & came home to go on my own machines... am I even still alive? that was weird

 

[guest]

I thought this might've been someone clowning on him, but this weirdo really wrote that. These are the astroturfed, cardboard cutouts that are put out there for young guys to look up to. Complete head case freak show. Wouldn't be surprised if he turns trans somewhere in his story arc.

 

[King of OnAForums]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This faggot is useless. What purpose does he honestly serve? Give me one stupid fuck who can follow directions over a hundred Jordan Petersons any day.

 

[King of OnAForums]

What purpose does he honestly serve?

He makes $6+ million a year being a pontificating faggot. Enough with the palaver is what I say.