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A totally real story
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Plot twist: The boomer was Fatrick
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The name of that boomer? Albert Einstein!
I would be embarrassed if I even thought about tweeting something like this out, let alone actually doing it. It's funny as well to see his engagement numbers in 2017, miles better than the zero likes he gets now. I guess even the dimwits on twitter got tired of your tough-guy nonsense, piggy.
I would be embarrassed if I even thought about tweeting something like this out, let alone actually doing it. It's funny as well to see his engagement numbers in 2017, miles better than the zero likes he gets now. I guess even the dimwits on twitter got tired of your tough-guy nonsense, piggy.
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So then the rich man threw an extravagant amount of money towards the donation box. Quietly I walked over, I looked over my shoulders to make sure no one was watching, and humbly deposited the meager amount that I had.
The moral of the story is to be good like me. You don't need to brag about doing little good things. If someone sees you they see you, don't make a big deal of things. (22/22)
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He can't even tell a remotely plausible or entertaining bar story. He truly is an absolute shit writer.
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Imagine being the type of man who doesn’t mind causing scenes in bars. You’d likely accept you’re gonna have to scrap with some other dudes who probably know how to throw a punch.
Now imagine being asked to leave by Patrick.
It’s pure bullshit. I’m not a tough guy, I can’t fight and I am not the least bit intimidated by him. Everybody who knows him unanimously agree he’s an internet tough guy and a conflict shy nerd in real life.
He is 41 and has been on blood pressure medication for 10 years, he’s morbidly obese - doesn’t look remotely physically capable of much of anything.
Now imagine being asked to leave by Patrick.
It’s pure bullshit. I’m not a tough guy, I can’t fight and I am not the least bit intimidated by him. Everybody who knows him unanimously agree he’s an internet tough guy and a conflict shy nerd in real life.
He is 41 and has been on blood pressure medication for 10 years, he’s morbidly obese - doesn’t look remotely physically capable of much of anything.
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It's possible that something like this happened and Pat observed it, or maybe he heard the story from someone and he passed it off as his own. The part where Pat becomes the hero is pure fiction.
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Meaningless? He’s vanity published 3 books. He’s won awards for his Star Trek toys (by Star Trek toy building conventions) and he’s got a 25 year old mustang and a gay man Thailand built triumph motorcycle.
Nice try with the hate, though. Have a good one, child.
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Haha. He's such a goofball.
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I'M AN ACTUAL TOUGH GUY WHO WILL SPOON FEED YOU YOUR OWN TEETH!
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Me and my honey. Lol. So he had to be like "Niki if anyone asks, I judo chopped an armed 50 year old man unconscious at the bar last night for a woman's honor, but not you. He drove a Toyota and had leather shoes."
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Im not reading that shit.
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I think means he brought a gallon tub of honey to eat
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after escorting the unruly patron from the establishment, i walked back in with my leather coat and dark sun glasses as Black Betty roared from the speakers. live forever my dudes
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Which makes you wonder how an unemployed layabout can afford that.