A source familiar with Vice told me something disturbing about Anna Merlin

[AntSucks]

Apparently last year over the course of a few months she gained weight and then suddenly lost it. It turns out she was 8 1/2 months pregnant and had a back alley abortion outside the Wendys on North 10th Street.

Shortly after, for a work dinner she brought along a homemade Beef Wellington. Except she didn't call it a Beef Wellington. She called it a Little Timmy Wellington. Everybody politely complimented it, but my source familiar with Beef Wellington said it definitely tasted of baby.

I don't want to make allegations based on an anonymous source, so I asked my mole to send along a picture. Make up your own mind.

 

[peckafacce]

I think the most disturbing part of the story is that people knew what baby tasted like.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I heard that she once had a shlong, and used to be known as Alvin Merlan, and was REALLY into the Matrix movies.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Was the mole emailing you from a "vice.biz" domain? Might want to check into that.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I heard she had a decent set of tits and felt like showing them off.

Sorry, mom

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I heard she had a decent set of tits and felt like showing them off.
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Sorry, mom

Is that our girl Anna? For realsies?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Is that our girl Anna? For realsies?

Is @UnPRePared really Ray Wilson?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Is @UnPRePared really Ray Wilson?

Asking the REAL questions

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Why the long face?

 

[guest]

Is that our girl Anna? For realsies?

A source familiar with those titties confirmed that is 100% her. Genuinely, he’d tell you if it wasn’t.

 

[Meownaw]

Say what you will but that wellington looks more presentable than Ricks.

 

[FurBurger]

Since your unsourced, anonymous story is good enough for esteemed journals like The New Republic, and journalists like Seth Simons, then I'm convinced.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

This is why journalists don't write nice articles about us, gang.

 

[Harry Powell]

Finally some beefers posts again

 

[guest]

I bet she looks great in leather.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Yo, I would for real amash this kikess. My dick ain't no antisemite

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Why the long face?

This crushed me a little harder than it should have lol

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I heard she had a decent set of tits and felt like showing them off.
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Sorry, mom

Mmmmm nigga who’s this?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Mmmmm nigga who’s this?

Kat Dennings

 

[guest]

Kat Dennings

Now she's got some beefers