A reminder for those who need one:

[N64 Cube]

Pat is fat.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat is fat.

He is also an unverified Twitter user.

 

[N64 Cube]

He is also an unverified Twitter user.

This too.

 

[stealthygeek]

The love of his daughter surely makes up for this.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He is also an unverified Twitter user.

But he is most certainly verified fat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The love of his daughter surely makes up for this.

Actually he has no contact with her. Gave up his rights as a parent, if you can believe that.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He also tries to sound cool on Twitter by saying things like...

[check notes].... checks notes. Tell me you don't know Twitter without telling me that slaps. And I am here for it.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Hold on hold on hold on. Fact checking is very important here, if only because it's the opposite of everything Patrick pretends to stand for.

Everything seems to be in order here. Please carry on.

 

[guest]

Everything seems to be in order here. Please carry on.

More evidence he doesn't lift, look at the complete lack of lats in this picture.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

His stick work picture is my favourite. Beads, tribal tat, form fitting T-shirt that’s not supposed to be form fitting and big tits and gut on full display while he’s twirls his ninja stick capping it off with the autistic stare into the camera at the end. What an epic rube.

 

[Will Tate]

Hold on hold on hold on. Fact checking is very important here, if only because it's the opposite of everything Patrick pretends to stand for.

Everything seems to be in order here. Please carry on.