A Real Cumia in the wild

[BraunsGhost]

Real-life Mowgli who flees to jungle full of animals, eats grass and can't speak

Zanziman Ellie's heartbroken mother says cruel villagers bully her son for his behaviour, beating him and calling him a 'monkey' and 'ape' as he spends his days running through forests

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[quark]

 

[CuntFucker]

All he does is run...
In a week he can cover 230km...
His mother has fashioned a makeshift lasso to catch him as he spends all his time sprinting away from the village...

lmfaoo

this intelligent looking chap has microcephaly (nice small head, stupid)

 

[CuckQueen]

All he does is run...
In a week he can cover 230km...

Nigger ain't even running in a straight line. 230km a week is about 20 miles a day. You'd get further fucking walking for a week.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Let me know when someone tricks him into raping his boyfriend-free mother

 

[TokenX]

Damn, ant moved to rwanda?

 

[guest]

Awww. Stern drove to the jungle, opened his car doors and told Beet to go free.

 

[MonsterSteve]

This is fucking hilarious.

His mother said: “He doesn’t like food. He prefers eating bananas. He doesn’t know anything, he can’t do anything.

"All he does is run. When he sees people, all he does is run from them. Wherever he runs I have to run after him. In a whole week we can cover 230km.


“If I do not follow him, he might not come back home.”

According to the film, the whole village works to keep him away from the forest to keep him safe.

Neighbours are forced to keep tabs on Ellie and chase after him to protect him from danger.

In the film, his mum says: “He always graze like an animal. He’s always running away.”

 

[Monk]

So good of "mum" to confirm that. Couldn't tell by looking at him. Very helpful...

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

As a cryptozoologist I can confirm that Anthony and Ellie are in fact the same species of crimemate.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Lippy the Pinhead.

 

[Mikekeke]

I don't trust anybody whose jaw is bigger than their cranium. Tell his pinhead mother to get those strings of beads hippies hang in their doorways in her house, that ought to keep Jungle Gump confused and occupied for a few years.