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A Quiet Day in Patso Land...

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Fatty Patty has been dropping his loads
Directing the war while he chugs at his chode
Granny Robinson's blanky
It's crusty as sin
Disgraced and disgusting
He's gained one more chin

His daughter without him he loses no sleep
The forums at Hooligans, not making a peep
We watch while he slumbers, we see what he eats
The Piggy's a good boy, he gets all his treats

His tits and his blanket are all that he needs
Not humbled, not bankrupt, not piss yellow teethed
Brinton is fired, Nikki depressed
The bank accounts empty, to Quasi the rest

A sad story Patso, they'll all one day say
A path of destruction, tweeting all day
His hooves have grown large, face is so fat
Hush children listen, just don't be like that






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