A quick story about my daughter

[Imager]

For my daughter's birthday, my wife took her and a neighbor of ours to an amusement park today.

They were standing in line, and my daughter starts coughing a little.

The neighbor friend (my daughter's age) said, "Gee, sounds like you have cancer."

My daughter replied, "Yeah, today's my Make-A-Wish."

Both my wife and the friend were HIGHLY offended.

My daughter came home and told me that story and I started fucking howling.

Things like this happen when you don't abandon your daughter.

 

[Harry Powell]

For my daughter's birthday, my wife took her and a neighbor of ours to an amusement park today.

They were standing in line, and my daughter starts coughing a little.

The neighbor friend (my daughter's age) said, "Gee, sounds like you have cancer."

My daughter replied, "Yeah, today's my Make-A-Wish."

Both my wife and the friend were HIGHLY offended.

My daughter came home and told me that story and I started fucking howling.

Things like this happen when you don't abandon your daughter.

Age.

 

[guest]

Turns out she really has cancer. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dumb neighbour bitch shouldn't have brought up cancer, the little cunt.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Your wife sounds like a real battle-ax.

 

[DanFielding]

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Your wife sounds like a real battle-ax.

She's a bitch

 

[SFWA liaison]

your wife sounds like an uptight cunt

 

[guest]

Nice ball and chain, stupid.
your daughter’s lighting quick, are you sure she wasn’t adopted?

 

[Jenna]

People say the wife is a cunt but the real cunt of the story is the friend. You tell someone they sound like they have cancer and get offended at their snippy answer?

Also I hated forced convenient hangouts with the neighbor kids. Don't hire a babysitter if you're going out on a date, drop your stupid son off at my house so my parents can force me to entertain him for a couple hours. Does your daughter have a BFF that she feels comfortable joking around? Can you take the BFF next time instead of knocking on the closest door?

 

[Stent]

Your daughter sounds pretty cool. Has she got an iPad?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Literary Criticism: A forum to berate stories about daughters

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Literary Criticism: A forum to berate stories about daughters

I berate that one a 7 out of 10

Where the SEO experts at

 

[guest]

For my daughter's birthday, my wife took her and a neighbor of ours to an amusement park today.

They were standing in line, and my daughter starts coughing a little.

The neighbor friend (my daughter's age) said, "Gee, sounds like you have cancer."

My daughter replied, "Yeah, today's my Make-A-Wish."

Both my wife and the friend were HIGHLY offended.

My daughter came home and told me that story and I started fucking howling.

Things like this happen when you don't abandon your daughter.

A dingo ate my daughter

 

[guest]

I dont get it.
The friend said something about cancer first and your cunt wife raised her so why would they be offended?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Very disrespectful

 

[Prince Bvstin]

If your interested I know this guy Paul who'll take a series of 'candid' photos of your kid for free. No need to book him, just mention which parks you go to and he'll show up with his long lens.

 

[NoBacon]

For my daughter's birthday, my wife took her and a neighbor of ours to an amusement park today.

They were standing in line, and my daughter starts coughing a little.

The neighbor friend (my daughter's age) said, "Gee, sounds like you have cancer."

My daughter replied, "Yeah, today's my Make-A-Wish."

Both my wife and the friend were HIGHLY offended.

My daughter came home and told me that story and I started fucking howling.

Things like this happen when you don't abandon your daughter.

has your wife got big tits?

 

[Imager]

has your wife got big tits?

Sir, this is a family thread on a forum where we encourage people to stay faithful to their spouses.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Sir, this is a family thread on a forum where we encourage people to stay faithful to their spouses.

@admin ban him unless he posts his wife's beefers