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Always scared me as a kid. Still kinda creepy. My favorite is the third one.
Sometimes I still have nightmares Freddy is after me which motherfuck my sleep.
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WormKiller is mine.Paul Weimer is my Freddie Krueger.
Wasn't there a photoshop of Paul Weimer as Freddie but with dildos instead of blades? Because he rapes, you know?Paul Weimer is my Freddie Krueger.
Give more insight into da films like you doFreddie Kreuger Shitdick!!!
I have wet brain because it took me like 10 seconds to get thatThe Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy bit Nancy while making Seinfeld references was weird. New Line was out of ideas by then.
New Nightmare was always a wasted opportunity to me, to have Freddy vs Robert England.I enjoy all of the first five to some degree, for various reasons. Even the weird ass second one. I'm glad that one gets more appreciation nowadays. Six is a piece of shit, and New Nightmare is fairly enjoyable as well. Not a bad track record for a trashy slasher franchise.
That would have been fun. It's fine for what it is, nothing special. But there was nowhere to go but up after Freddy's Dead. What a piece of shit.New Nightmare was always a wasted opportunity to me, to have Freddy vs Robert England.
Not really. They're schlock. Fun, but schlock. The only that is really essential is the first one.Never seen a minute of any of them. Is that weird?
I like the scene where Nana comes out of Kevin Brennan's chest, brother.Nightmare on Elm Street 2 is funny to watch because it's all about being gay.
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[MEDIA=youtube]6iy8xSQW9YI[/MEDIA]Jews made a movie glorifying a perverted child-killer and Americans loved it. Thus a franchise was born.
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