A modest proposal inspired by the Catch of the day

[Dog Eater]

All unemployed people should be shot. I don’t care how much money they do or don’t have, if they’re between the ages of 18 and 55 and haven’t worked in a year they should die. This would kill off all:

• Socialites
• Moochers like Kevin Federline
• Cunts living off of alimony
• Niggers living off gibs
• Fat fucks living off disability benefits
• “Writers” living off PPP payments
• Shut in anime fans living off their parents
• A bunch of categories I haven’t thought of yet

If you’re living off money you previously earned you’re in the clear. If you’re a drug addict witha very low standard of living who only works sporadically to cover their food and habit that’s ok. Obviously sex work is not real work but it’s still a form of employment.

Ideally a grace period will be allowed during which time those who choose to do so can find employment. Mooching will be allowed only if the individual is also employed full time (40 hours a week minimum).

The genuinely disabled are excluded only if someone is employed full time by their family to care for them. Anyone else can start working from home or sucking dick from their wheelchair.

The killings should take place in public, ideally in the gutter for drainage with the bodies being taken away by the usual garbage trucks to landfill. Any funkopop’s owned by the deceased can be auctioned off with the proceeds going towards the costs of disposal.