A mental diagnosis of Pat from a non-professional

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Now I know what you're thinking looking at this post. You're thinking "Dr. WormKiller, that's certainly a lot of words, and I'm going to complain about it because when I read anything for longer than 30 seconds I get migraines because me a dummy." Well Dr. WormKiller is prescribing you take two midol and quit your bitchin, children.

I'm going to try to break down what exactly is wrong with the fat man mentally. I know it would be easy to say latent homosexuality and borderline intellectual functioning (insert obnoxious Opie laugh) but I'm really going to be serious and try to diagnose Mama Raven's baby boy. Keep in mind I'm only an armchair psychologist but it seems to me like what we definitely know so far is:

- Problems at home with a parent (the whole "honey baby sweetie child" thing was definitely from one of his parents' condescending to him to make him shut up as a kid)
- Pathological loying (we have blatant evidence of that)
- Delusions of grandeur (he really does think he's more famous, skinny, intelligent, righteous, etc than he really is)
- Possible sociopathy or psychopathy (this is an easy one because they say that 3 out of 100 people experience either psychopathy or sociopathy in some degree. The main indicator of this is the inability or difficulty feeling empathy or sympathy for other people)
- OCD (the compulsive need to tweet hundreds of times a day and answer every text message making fun of you is not normal behavior)
- Intermittent explosive disorder (all you have to do is listen to Josiah tape 5)
- Inflated sense of ego/self worth, entitlement (what he is saying is always the correct thing, and even if he wasn't saying the right thing his word is law)

I'm having a hard time pinning down if he either has bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder because the two conditions are so close. However I'm going to close this already too long post by highlighting all of the symptoms of borderline personality disorder that Patrick has displayed. Keep in mind that I can't speak on some of the internal feelings he's having, and also a patient does not have to display all of the symptoms to have the disorder:

Behavioral: antisocial behavior, compulsive behavior, hostility, impulsivity, irritability, risk taking behaviors, self-destructive behavior, self-harm, social isolation, or lack of restraint
Mood: anger, anxiety, general discontent, guilt, loneliness, mood swings, or sadness
Psychological: depression, distorted self-image, grandiosity, or narcissism
Also common: thoughts of suicide

That's a lot of bold, ain't it?

Dr. WormKiller's diagnosis: borderline personality disorder with traces of OCD and mild to intermediate psychopathy.

Dr. WormKiller's advice: the patient should abstain from all social media and go outside and play "hide and go fuck yourself" until he is no longer an insufferable sack of snake feces.


TL;DR version: that fat fucker is crazy

 

[AntSucks]

Diagnosis: Fat

Do you concur, Doctor?

 

[guest]

Diagnosis: Fat

Do you concur, Doctor?

Of course. I recommend he Die(t)

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Do you get paid by the word, doctor?

 

[guest]

Do you get paid by the word, doctor?

Didn't I already prescribe you two midol and recommend you quit your bitchin at the beginning of the post?

Your condition is never going to get better if you keep ignoring the doctor's orders.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Oh...You were finished?? Well allow me to retort...

Post your contact info so we can sue you for libel.

Oh, what? You can’t do that? Why not? I’m sure you have ample proof to back your ridiculously malicious and false accusations of misogyny, alleged acts of racism, legal charges of pedophilia, and the rest of your bullshit buzz-words that are used by millennials like you, who with no conscience whatsoever throw around those once very powerful words for the sole purpose of gaining the upper hand and public support of your constituents whenever you get involved in an altercation. Problem is, most people have a hard time believing anonymous users on a site known for using these tactics in an attempt to damage reputations and interfere with ones right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (sound vaguely familiar?)

The core purpose your sub is driven by envy, jealousy, failure, having no sense of purpose in your life and the desire to be prominent amongst of your equally dysfunctional pals on your ever diminishing platform. They’ve now become the magically shrinking Opie and Anthony related subreddits. Good move not using an O&A related name.

You’re now constantly being attrited and for good and wholesome reasons...Good will always triumph over evil.

Read on:

What this poster hasn’t mentioned is that every last DMCA that has been filed by myself, either on my own or with legal authorization by others who wish they had the time and energy to do so, are completely and totally legitimate and legal. There’s nothing false or illegal about the DMCA’s that I’ve filed. All Photos and videos on the internet were taken by someone, therefore someone owns the copyright to every last one of those photos and videos. I’m thorough in my filing. The sub just has too many ignorant members that don’t listen to the more logical moderators, and refrain from posting photos and videos that are reportable. They’re blinded by their desire to have their 15 mins and more importantly by their very real and palpable hatred.

Reddit has too much to lose and will never take the stance of a “Kiwi Farms” type of forum that a few sociopathic individuals run in their Moms house. They’re doing the only thing they can, taking infringing content down. If and when Reddit Legal receives enough of those legitimate DMCA’s they shut down the sub. It’s really that simple. So for Johnny Cakes, Frunkass, and the other dozen or so sociopaths on that sub who suck all the fun out of what a subreddit is supposed to be... and fantasize about a lawsuit against me.... I have one word... SUBPOENA. Stop already.

I’ve filed 100’s of legitimate DMCA’s over the past several months, admittedly with the sole intention of having Opie and Anthony related subs banned. They’ve dedicated themselves to libel, harassment, and outright real-life bullying on and off the sub. Not just name calling and ridicule. I could care less about that. Their anonymity is what empowers them to post libelous and defamatory content. If not for that anonymity, which I believe is the reason for them not filing a single counter claim, they would find themselves in civil court facing a large number of defamation and libel suits by many of their “victims”.

There’s a reoccurring pattern of them using my intellectual property as Illustrations to accompany their ridiculous accusations of projected (typically) pedophilia, misogyny, anti-Semitism, Homosexuality etc... toward my family, friends and myself. They’re in the habit of using other individuals Intellectual property to drive home their abysmal message of hatred and libel.

So Again, there’s been nothing illegal about any of the DMCA’s I’ve filed. For me to do so would be a dire mistake on my part. I’m achieving the desired results playing by the rules. Why jeopardize that? REMINDER: This sub has gone so far as to brigade and bully my employers to the point of them letting me go from a few of my jobs, all in the name of “having fun picking on old guys”. That’s the only reason they’ve ever given for their atrocious behavior. This sub brigades to the point of bullying venues, agencies and other people in the entertainment industry into avoiding me, by utilizing dozens of anonymous emails and phone calls...many using the names of past Opie and Anthony guests, show members and friends to further try to get my attention and aggravate.

This particular sub consisting mainly of envious millennials loves to reiterate the fact that I’m 60 and for the most part retired (according to the sub”70 and near death”) and that I have a stream of income due to business dealings with my brother. They like to call it “welfare”, and are constantly mocking the fact that I have income that’s not worked for. They like to call me a leech. Why they do this is beyond me. In addition to the fact that they think I’m a bum, they put a large amount of effort into taking my work (which they call a hobby) away from me and my band members.

It became personal for me when the sub (and it’s 7 or so now banned predecessors) started harassing and bullying my 11 year old daughter, my deceased Mother, My innocent Sister, and my longtime GF, all for the purpose of trying to rile me up and get a reaction out of me to use as fodder for the sub. Interfering with my every day real-life has become a game of sorts for them, supposedly it was brought upon by a comment I made some years back. “You have no effect on my life”.... meaning that an internet forum that shit-talks people...especially people with any amount of notoriety, has the absolute right to do so, but in reality..does nothing to affect my bottom line $ or my real world reputation.

I support 1A, I defended that right, amongst others. by serving in the Army for 3yrs. (another fact that this particular subreddit seems to love mocking) People have the right to say what they want. When it became a “challenge” for the sub to get my attention, they took it to the next level. That’s where the line between 1A right and libelous accusations that damage ones reputation, employability and the right to live a life undeterred by malicious internet trolls was crossed. All for the sake of getting someone’s attention and having “fun” hurting a “boomer”.

My Reddit post karma alone is clear evidence of brigading. The downvoting that this comment alone will incur by the brigading, bee hive mentality of the O&A related sub shows that there’s collusion amongst the members of this subreddit and its moderators to do real life damage to certain people they see as “less than human”. Phone calls to my business and texts to my business number calling for my untimely death, taunting, horrific allegations...All of that means ZERO to me. Commentary about me and my brother written and posted on the sub, means nothing to anyone but the sub.

When my family became the focus of the Opie and Anthony leftover psychopaths, it Became a problem that needed to be dealt with.

I liken what I’ve been FORCED to do (DMCA’s) with something that I was always intrigued with:

When Chicago mobster and really really bad guy, Al Capone (aka The Sub), was on a rampage against his enemies in the 20-30’s (Innocent Family and Friends) the Feds couldn’t imprison him for murder (aka- the subs libelous and malicious harassment and real life bullying, job interference, Doxxing my 11 year old daughters info). They did finally find a way to make his empire (aka- Opie and Anthony subreddit) crumble though fervently prosecuting him for the the less serious crime (but serious enough to get the job done) of tax evasion (aka-Copyright Infringement). They went another way entirely to get the desired results for the purpose of removing an evil, evil man from civilized society.

I (we) will continue to report this evil sub and file legitimate and legal DMCA’s at every turn until it’s gone.

Stop interfering with people’s real lives and livelihoods, and we’ll leave your stupid sub alone. Plain and simple.

 

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[DanFielding]

He’s an amoral person who believes as long as he wins the ends justify the means. He’s also a narcissist and can’t imagine himself ever being wrong about anything. The problem is he’s a shithead boob who always loses.

 

[guest]

He’s an amoral person who believes as long as he wins the ends justify the means. He’s also a narcissist and can’t imagine himself ever being wrong about anything. The problem is he’s a shithead boob who always loses.

Exactly. I just enjoy speculating on what his specific mental illnesses are.

 

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COPYPASTA

Seems the patient isn't responding to the midol.

Nurse @CarolMaxheinie, please administer 2mg of morphine intravenously. We may have to perform shock therapy.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Dr Killer -
I'd challenge your diagnosis in that the behaviors Patrick exhibits, excluding the body dismorphia, exist primarily online.

Is it possible Patrick is a schizo, with the anti-social behaviors mostly contained online?

It appears his online delusions are causing his irl life quite some stress and possibly the mechanism separating online faggot Pat from
irl faggot Pat are crumbling.

We hope the two faggots become one soon, and Pat kills himself, hopefully after he kills Paul and Niki.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Pretty much everything he does is inline with autism. Obsessed with cape fags, unable to understand subtelty, obesity, retardedness, obsession with being right. Not sure why people think it’s anything really passed that.

 

[guest]

Dr Killer -
I'd challenge your diagnosis in that the behaviors Patrick exhibits, excluding the body dismorphia, exist primarily online.

Is it possible Patrick is a schizo, with the anti-social behaviors mostly contained online?

It appears his online delusions are causing his irl life quite some stress and possibly the mechanism separating online faggot Pat from
irl faggot Pat are crumbling.

We hope the two faggots become one soon, and Pat kills himself, hopefully after he kills Paul and Niki.

You know you can just tweak borderline personality disorder to schizoaffective bipolar and it could still work

Pretty much everything he does is inline with autism. Obsessed with cape fags, unable to understand subtelty, obesity, retardedness, obsession with being right. Not sure why people think it’s anything really [SIZE=22px]PAST[/SIZE] that.

Because it's too easy. I mean it's funny to just be like yeah he's a fat retard with autism, but he can conduct himself like a semi normal person when he does those little interviews about being stalked. And the majority of people who have autism or Asperger's (not the people who make up that they have it online but the actual people who have it) aren't able to handle themselves as appropriately as he does in a social setting.

Keep in mind I'm not a doctor I'm just playing one right now for this thread, but most people who have autism are extremely introverted and do everything they can to avoid confrontation. This fucker is like a drama seeking missile. Aspies don't attention whore.

 

[guest]

He’s got whatever autism Elon Musk has, except he’s stupid and lazy.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You know you can just tweak borderline personality disorder to schizoaffective bipolar and it could still work


Because it's too easy. I mean it's funny to just be like yeah he's a fat retard with autism, but he can conduct himself like a semi normal person when he does those little interviews about being stalked. And the majority of people who have autism or Asperger's (not the people who make up that they have it online but the actual people who have it) aren't able to handle themselves as appropriately as he does in a social setting.

Keep in mind I'm not a doctor I'm just playing one right now for this thread, but most people who have autism are extremely introverted and do everything they can to avoid confrontation. This fucker is like a drama seeking missile. Aspies don't attention whore.

You’re wrong about autism in a few things here. They’re not necessarily introverted. Some are outgoing like Chris Chan, and when they’re doing something they like, they are overly social because they don’t understand subtlety. It’s also a spectrum, meaning he’s not full retard, he can function. I would argue strictly stalking was more evidence. Weird laughs, threats, making it his big super hero moment. He’s probably undiagnosed, because Mama Ravens special boy can’t be special. Andrew just explained how he acted in court and that is 100% autism. He’s also not an attention whore. He’s just an attention whore for us. He sits in a corner with a laptop at a bar. Only we think that draws attention because we’re faggot assholes. Everyone else just ignores it. I really don’t think there’s this cavalcade of undiagnosed mental health issues. He’s just a high functioning autistic. Same with his wife. They can’t even take pictures without one of them looking retarded.

 

[guest]

You’re wrong about autism in a few things here. They’re not necessarily introverted. Some are outgoing like Chris Chan, and when they’re doing something they like, they are overly social because they don’t understand subtlety. It’s also a spectrum, meaning he’s not full retard, he can function. I would argue strictly stalking was more evidence. Weird laughs, threats, making it his big super hero moment. He’s probably undiagnosed, because Mama Ravens special boy can’t be special. Andrew just explained how he acted in court and that is 100% autism. He’s also not an attention whore. He’s just an attention whore for us. He sits in a corner with a laptop at a bar. Only we think that draws attention because we’re faggot assholes. Everyone else just ignores it. I really don’t think there’s this cavalcade of undiagnosed mental health issues. He’s just a high functioning autistic. Same with his wife. They can’t even take pictures without one of them looking retarded.

Either way, fucking RIBS

 

[Raymond]

I considered psychopathy too. But him appearing like a beaten dog in traffic court threw in wrench in that.