A Hypothetical Alternate Universe

[The REAL JDA]

Just curious, let's say in an alternate universe Patrick paid Quasi, then came on Nice Podcast, Stupid and was like "You Know, Dan, Mew, you are some nice people actually and I've been a fat faggot with bitch tits for years. I've decided to turn my life around, just have a good laugh, and get into shape. You guys can come hang with me at Hooligans sometime I'll buy you a beer. Oh, and in hindsight, Norm MacDonald is funny."

Would you forgive him?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

No, child.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Of course not.

 

[guest]

Blasphemy...

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

At this point, we demand his suicide

 

[Uncle Floyd]

We've always said if he just said this or admitted that, we'd leave him alone. He had multiple chances. But not anymore. The deal is off the table. In Fargo S2 parlance, KC is going to war against the Gerhardts.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

In an alternate universe JDA doesn’t make child porn comics and doesn’t deny he’s fat. In all seriousness though, that ship has sailed. He’s had his opportunity’s.

 

[guest]

Those are just the non-negotiable terms of surrender. There’s so so so much more he owes us now.

 

[The REAL JDA]

You're getting real close to being the first banned account here

Wouldn't be the first time I get banned for shitposting.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The time it would have worked was pre John Doe lawsuit.

HE DREW FIRST BLOOD NOT US

 

[Meownaw]

You're getting real close to being the first banned account here

Rib of the fawkin day

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

While it probably wont work now. If he would have been a little self deprecating and laughed off the ball busting at the beginning the trolls would have moved on.

 

[guest]

I'm afraid he's going to pay Quasi one way or the other in the current universe. I'm new here and wouldn't mind if a medical breakthrough repairs Pat or Quasi orders him to do those activities as a bit.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'm afraid he's going to pay Quasi one way or the other in the current universe. I'm new here and wouldn't mind if a medical breakthrough repairs Pat or Quasi orders him to do those activities as a bit.

Grim Reaper putting that fat nigger under cardiac arrest.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I thought you disappeared back into the ether, what random nobody you have beef with are you massaging us to harass now?

 

[FurBurger]

It's not about apologies, or "face"; it's about behaviour. Pat does dumb shit, dumb shit follows. Pat can apologise all he likes, and then the first time he does dumb shit, dumb shit will follow.

Joe Cumia hasn't apologised for being a violent, racist paedophile (if I recall his description of himself on the People's Court correctly) but he learned to keep his head down, and most of us haven't even thought of him in months.

 

[guest]

If he had this attitude consistently for a week or so it'd soon be very hard to enjoy this. He makes hating him extraordinarily easy, so it never gets old really.

 

[The REAL JDA]

I thought you disappeared back into the ether, what random nobody you have beef with are you massaging us to harass now?

Your mom

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I thought you disappeared back into the ether, what random nobody you have beef with are you massaging us to harass now?

He's gonna rehash all this stuff on his stream for views. More power to him, patposting makes the world go round

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Your post made me think about the alternate universe where you don't release (crypto-erotic) comics about teenage girls. And one where you still do, but don't claim it's parody.