A hilarious detail I just noticed about the graffiti on pig's hovel

[HotDogJoe]

He starts it in lowercase and then switches to capitals after the first word.

'The....'

Wait a minute, a real criminal would use capitals for graffiti right? That's right they would! Good job, thinkin meats! . 'The...GAY VIRGIN FATRICK' Tee hee! Just like a real criminal would write

Oh pig. You are endlessly entertaining with your buffoonery.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The word choice of Patso’s fake vandalism is particular weird. We’ve thought he might be a deeply closeted homo, hence the anger issues and sassy black woman dialouge, but for the most part everyone thinks he’s just a fat effeminate hetero loser who has fucked two chicks and married both.

Also, one of the pillars of the Fatso story is his abandonment of his only daughter, who is universally held to be his biological offspring.

Therefore, none of the atalkers would call him “gay”, and likely no one would use “virgin”. Given only a few words to deface the hovel, we would use words like “fat”, “loser”, “asshole”, “unemployed”, “narcissist”, “LOLCow”, “pig”, etc. All words that commonly sum him up. He’s so incredibly stupid that his fake hate crime was less believable than Jessie Smollet’s.

 

[guest]

The word choice of Patso’s fake vandalism is particular weird. We’ve thought he might be a deeply closeted homo, hence the anger issues and sassy black woman dialouge, but for the most part everyone thinks he’s just a fat effeminate hetero loser who has fucked two chicks and married both.

Also, one of the pillars of the Fatso story is his abandonment of his only daughter, who is universally held to be his biological offspring.

Therefore, none of the atalkers would call him “gay”, and likely no one would use “virgin”. Given only a few words to deface the hovel, we would use words like “fat”, “loser”, “asshole”, “unemployed”, “narcissist”, “LOLCow”, “pig”, etc. All words that commonly sum him up. He’s so incredibly stupid that his fake hate crime was less believable than Jessie Smollet’s.

"Fat fucking retarded failure" would be my choice of words to write on his shitty poverty shack. In Minecraft.

Edit - wait. Fuck Minecraft. He's broke and no one cares about his plight. If I ever happen to find myself in shithole Milwaukee (next to never going to happen) I'm going to vandalise his property for a laugh.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Didn't someone find a Pat handwriting sample and it's identical?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

"Fat fucking retarded failure" would be my choice of words to write on his shitty poverty shack. In Minecraft.

Edit - wait. Fuck Minecraft. He's broke and no one cares about his plight. If I ever happen to find myself in shithole Milwaukee (next to never going to happen) I'm going to vandalise his property for a laugh.

If I was unfortunate enough to spend any of my life in Milwaukee, I would absolutely swing by Oakland Ave. It’s like going to Dallas and seeing Dealey Plaza. It’s important to go to these places and see them for yourself. Soak in the bum piss smell and distant rumble of oinking and farts.

 

[HotDogJoe]

"Fat fucking retarded failure" would be my choice of words to write on his shitty poverty shack.

tbh his hovel already broadcasts that sentiment to the world all by itself.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think someone on KF pointed out the insult “gay virgin” is from popular Incel forums. Remember, we’ve been called basement dwelling Incel’s by Pat and his ilk. Pat couldn’t use what we really call him because it’s true and too embarrassing so he used something nobody here has ever called him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He forgot to smash that CAPS button.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

He writes a K like a retard holding a crayon

 

[SensibleKeks]

According to Pat we are racist, homophobic, and sexist. Admittingly true. But when it comes to vandalism, we are apparently pretty politically correct! And it was nice enough for the vandal to write the graffiti in easily washable marker too.

Pat said his home security system woke him and his goblin wife up in the middle of the night. Then how come he didn't investigate the intruder? He has a gun and is a master in karate. The "vandalism" was discovered until the day after. Is there even a police report on this?

tl;dr Pat's fat.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He starts it in lowercase and then switches to capitals after the first word.

'The....'

Wait a minute, a real criminal would use capitals for graffiti right? That's right they would! Good job, thinkin meats! . 'The...GAY VIRGIN FATRICK' Tee hee! Just like a real criminal would write

Oh pig. You are endlessly entertaining with your buffoonery.

Patty is a Donkey Brained Idiot

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Patty is a Donkey Brained Idiot

True, and well said. He is also obese.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

"Gay virgin Patrick" is probably what he was called as a wee little piggy. Pat has never mentally or emotionally left high school. Sad!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Didn't someone find a Pat handwriting sample and it's identical?

I tried to match it up with his Reddit AMA photo - the only handwriting I could find but there aren't enough similar letters to compare.