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There's a lot of hilarious shit going on in this one. The deep sigh, the wild hand gestures, Dan totally fucking up the anecdote about his stutter, etc.

Also, is his bed like two king sized beds pushed together? Dan is massive and that bed dwarfs him. Motherfucker's life is legitimately enviable. Being a giant retard with rich jew parents fucking rules. He never has to do anything he doesn't want to, he wears pajamas all day if he feels like it, he lives in a sweet house with a basement made for dancing, he doesn't give a shit about getting pussy, he has an unlimited fast food budget for his "taste tests". He goes to some adult retard daycare sometimes and they seem to leave him completely unsupervised to make videos by himself while the other retards are doing some group activity that Dan has deemed beneath him.
 

Turk February

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There's a lot of hilarious shit going on in this one. The deep sigh, the wild hand gestures, Dan totally fucking up the anecdote about his stutter, etc.

Also, is his bed like two king sized beds pushed together? Dan is massive and that bed dwarfs him. Motherfucker's life is legitimately enviable. Being a giant retard with rich jew parents fucking rules. He never has to do anything he doesn't want to, he wears pajamas all day if he feels like it, he lives in a sweet house with a basement made for dancing, he doesn't give a shit about getting pussy, he has an unlimited fast food budget for his "taste tests". He goes to some adult retard daycare sometimes and they seem to leave him completely unsupervised to make videos by himself while the other retards are doing some group activity that Dan has deemed beneath him.
But is a nightingale happy singing in a golden cage, Abe? Is it?
 
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