A Half-House Divided

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found on r/WisconsinHunks

 

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[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat catching a lot of Ls these days.

 

[Raymond]

Telling him he's on Twitter tweeting "like a woman" is a great move.

It's funny how you can see the resemblance to Pat in Jake Raven but the Patty Puff and the smile don't seem ridiculous or disgusting on him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t forget he’s fat!

 

[guest]

This is proof nurture > nature. Pat has the same genes as this guy but is the loser version.

 

[stealthygeek]

Pat catching a lot of Ls these days.

It's one of the many reasons he acts out this way. All day, every day.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This is proof nurture > nature. Pat has the same genes as this guy but is the loser version.

 

[guest]

Don’t forget he’s fat!

Oh, poop.
Knew I forgot somethin.



Edit: Wait!
No, I did not forget, child. You're just stupid.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

It's like a military before & after where Pat left an All-American father of 3 and came back fat and retarded after an IED explosion in Afghanistan or some shit.

 

[guest]

It's incredible how chiseled and masculine his cousin is but has almost the exact same core facial features. Fucking bizarre. Pat is a doughy retarded disaster but his cousin is a beast.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The family reveal has been something I never expected, I guess this is what Pat means when he says he “talks” to many military members about whatever is in the news related to the military, he means his cousin that probably ignores him.

 

[Harry Powell]

I dunno why the L thing gets him so bad, but it does. Incredible.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Cousin Jake seems like one of those actual tough guys who will spoonfeed you your teeth

 

[Jenna]

No woman has or will ever willingly touch you, stlaker

Does this insecure fruit know how easy it is to touch a woman? Get a haircut. Get a massage. Go get a medical or dental checkup. Shit go to some hippie festival with a "Free Hugs" shirt.

How about this Pat: No hot woman has or will ever willingly fuck you. Unless you pay for a sex worker. See how that's an accurate statement about your pathetic life? It hurts more when it's not a ridiculous accusation like "you have never had a glass of water".

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Telling him he's on Twitter tweeting "like a woman" is a great move.

It's funny how you can see the resemblance to Pat in Jake Raven but the Patty Puff and the smile don't seem ridiculous or disgusting on him.

It’s because Jake “The Ol’ Braciole” Raven has a soul. You look into his eyes and see a range of emotions and experiences and intentions and beliefs. You look at The Pig and all you see in those antipsychotic pinpricks of his is… nothing. Thunderous, awful nothing.

His kids look a little Downsy though so grain of salt

 

[FurBurger]

And dirty old fart blanket to tweet under

Listen - fun's fun, but let's not say things we can't take back, OK?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[SFWA liaison]

bait him into creating new copypaste, clutter this nigga's clipboard

 

[fusciasomething]

How it is possible to not get any better at comebacks after 4 years?