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A Guys Post To Being A Mans Man

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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That's right fellas - we're mainly man here, full of Testosterone - so much even that we have rock star hair - and loaded bags from semen retention. OUR CHOICE, THOUGH!

Post your pictures of unapologetic masculinity! No backyard dinosaurs, please, we have too many as it is!

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Turry Precision ™®©

Intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Oh no. He looks disgusting - nipples protruding - in his white Jesus shirt.

Does he know you're supposed to wash the cumstains out of your sweatpants? Even in a blurry pic there's so much visible dried up jizz.
Who the fuck would even take a picture wearing those pants? He's holding the camera - it didn't have to happen! I also mentioned the protruding nipples to him. Tragic.
 

Jenna

ridin down melvin with that iron
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Who the fuck would even take a picture wearing those pants? He's holding the camera - it didn't have to happen! I also mentioned the protruding nipples to him. Tragic.

I mean look at how fresh and clean that Jesus is Lord t-shirt is, you can tell he ordered that recently online and doesn't wear it outside. Still has the creases from shipping and everything.

Then you scroll down to the "I dropped a bowl of Clam Chowder in my lap" pants and whatever the fuck those sneakers are.
 

Jenna

ridin down melvin with that iron
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And where's his crucifix? We can see his teats but no indication of a cross at all.

I feel like if you're not spending at least $500 on a Jesus chain, you're kind of telling Jesus he isn't important.

How about his "middle school girl" armhair? I can't imagine how wispy and hairless his bare chest must be.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Oh no. He looks disgusting - nipples protruding - in his white Jesus shirt.

Does he know you're supposed to wash the cumstains out of your sweatpants? Even in a blurry pic there's so much visible dried up jizz.

It’s mirror smudge nice try with the hate though
 
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