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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
A good way to make anyone seasick
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This can’t be real, shut the fuck up. He’s about to get a reversed mortgage on his condo then going to be about $20 million short.
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A Cumia doing a Mamas and Papas tribute? Run, Layla!
THIS is the big career-changing news he was crowing about??
On some levels, it all starts to make sense....
On some levels, it all starts to make sense....
Rick star treatment? No thanks
My bad, I thought he meant open up his own cruise line. Either way he’s a boat act and an idiot.
How hard would it be to trick him with a cruise line email?
What is it with Cumia trash and cruises?
Both go together and one aren’t people.
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Lots of get-a-small-amount-of-money-quick schemes from old Bro Joe lately. Almost like he’s recognizing that his free money train is starting to run off the rails or something.
Oh my god.
We should make this happen
And we should find a rich benefactor to make sure every single brotherman from here gets a ticket
ONA PARTY ROCK CRUISE! (feat. Joe Cumia)
We should make this happen
And we should find a rich benefactor to make sure every single brotherman from here gets a ticket
ONA PARTY ROCK CRUISE! (feat. Joe Cumia)
Joe Cumia promising anything is always a red flag that lulz are on the horizon. “Virtually unlimited work” is the new “ANYONE CAN DO IT!”
Yeah all the cool kids want a retarded derelict to poorly moo 1960's songs at them while they're trapped on a boat.
I’ve been on a few cruises, mostly NCL. They have much better (and younger) musicians/singers than Joe. Royal Carribean is supposed to be a notch above NCL.
No way this bum would be good enough to perform without a major talentectomy. They don’t hire fat, pock marked dago trash. Maybe he should try to work the Staten Island Ferry.
No way this bum would be good enough to perform without a major talentectomy. They don’t hire fat, pock marked dago trash. Maybe he should try to work the Staten Island Ferry.