A few light-hearted jokes about Patrick S. Tomlinson

[handsomeblue]

Why isn't Patrick really into running anymore?

He triggers every time a 'lap' is mentioned.

How do you get writer's block?

Criticize Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter.

"I saw how this guy's cooked a beef wellington, he should open a restaurant with a 'Chef's special' sign outside."

-"To promote the wellington?"

"No, as a warning!"

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

So, I hear Patrick S. Tomlinson is a bit on the heavy side, if you know what I mean. And what I mean by that is, he's a fat tub of cum.

*raucous laughter*

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I think it would be fascinating to watch Judge Schulman pick blueberries.

 

[Stent]

So I was helping Niki out plating up dinner in the kitchen. I said she should rest the pork before serving. "Rest?" she said. "He never gets off the couch."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I'm Heavy Face and you're not.

I went to the doctor and said "they make fun of me when I do this." He says, "stop doing that."

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

What does a "Milwaukee Three" eat with his bratwurst?

Everything





What did the political firebrand say to the man who stole his wife and unborn daughter?

#blocked





What did the obese Sci-Fi author with his laptop taking up two spots at the bar write about?

Himself, child.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Patrick had a conversation AT Dave Chappelle about how poor and dumb Trump supporters are, while both men were at Hooligans:

Pat: "How are you going to tell me I'm the problem, when you live in half a house?"

Dave: "....Nigga how you gonna tell me I'M the problem, when you live in half a house?!"

 

[warchief1978]

Patrick Tomlinson jumped into the air and got stuck.

 

[guest]

Patrick had a conversation AT Dave Chappelle about how poor and dumb Trump supporters are, while both men were at Hooligans:

Pat: "How are you going to tell me I'm the problem, when you live in half a house?"

Dave: "....Nigga how you gonna tell me I'M the problem, when you live in half a house?!"

Let me tell you something, I'm not one for jokes.

 

[guest]

Pat went to the doctor the other day. Doctor told him "Mr Tomlinson, you're clinically obese."
"Nonsense, child." Pat said. "I want a second opinion."
"OK," said the doctor, "you're ugly too."

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat’s doctor told him to watch his drinking. Now he drinks in front of a mirror!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Niki's got the loudest orgasms! Even though the walls, they keep Patrick up at night.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

His wife loves the D. But Patrick still has to refer to him as DeShawn.