A dream I had last night (audio)

[Nigger John]

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Did you go to officer school?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Lay off the kratom.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol what the fuck is up with your voice in this video? Did you have a mouth guard in or something?

 

[Butt Pirate]

I hope your date goes badly (if you actually have one at all)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had to come back and listen to thus again because it's fucking hilarious and I just put something together; Nigger Jim, were you in special ed?

 

[Nigger John]

I had to come back and listen to thus again because it's fucking hilarious and I just put something together; Nigger Jim, were you in special ed?

Nope. Just public school.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nope. Just public school.

Actually yeah, now that I think about it we had a nonverbal wheelchair retard I think named Jonathan who'd come into our class for like 2 periods a day one year. It was disruptive. The motherfucker would squeal and his tard wrangler would make him blow his nose into a tissue in her hand all the time. A kid flipped out and just walked home because of it one time. It was gross.

 

[Nigger John]

Actually yeah, now that I think about it we had a nonverbal wheelchair retard I think named Jonathan who'd come into our class for like 2 periods a day. It was disruptive. The motherfucker would squeal and his tard wrangler would make him blow his nose into a tissue in her hand all the time. A kid flipped out and just walked home because of it one time. It was gross.

There was a legit retard in our classes until 7th grade. I think that is when he was forced to go to a different school. He would have these legit flip outs where the teacher had to spend the whole hour calming him down.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

You sound like you have an extra chromosome or two

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was a legit retard in our classes until 7th grade. I think that is when he was forced to go to a different school. He would have these legit flip outs where the teacher had to spend the whole hour calming him down.

We had another kid in my grade who was basically a retard but technically wasn't. He was just a big dumb as shit fat kid and had a voice exactly like Bill Dautrieve from King of the Hill despite being a 10-13 year old from rural Canada. One time he broke a chair by sitting on it, which I'm pretty sure is every fat person's nightmare, but he was proud of it. Like he broke the chair with his strength, not his heavy ass. The teacher made him go throw it in the dumpster outside and you could see him waddle out there and before he threw it in the dumpster he lifted it over his head like the Stanley Cup and started shaking it around like Leatherface. He was stoked. Another time he got into an argument with our smoking hot grade 8 teacher and he ended up tearfully screaming "I DON'T GIVE A DANG!" at her. Which I think is the only time I've heard anyone say "dang" unironically in person.

Oh shit, another time my dad chaperoned a field trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame and we had a coach bus for the trip. I was sitting with my dad and this smelly half-tard was behind us. He'd bought a mini-stick and he randomly decided to just slice the thing hard down in between the seats and almost hit my dad. I was like legit scared that my dad was gonna smack the kid. We would've been 11 lol. Pretty sure he gave him a loud "what the fuck do you think you're doing?" in front of the other parents and the teacher and everyone. I think the dummy cried about it too.

 

[CQ Beans]

How’d date night go?

 

[Nigger John]

How’d date night go?

Pushed back till Saturday