A conversation with Pat

[BudDickman]

 

[Dog Eater]

Replies 3 times after you end the conversation. Never change Pat.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat claims to not be having a conversation, yet he sends four messages without a response over the course of minutes. I stopped responding because I got tired of being harassed and threatened by a bully.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

it'll "cost you prison"

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Fucking kill yourself pat. Not a death threat. This is a death demand, child.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Fucking kill yourself pat. Not a death threat. This is a death demand, child.

That's not how words work child

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Maybe you should preface by telling him you are neither Boomia nor SpaceEdge because he probably has no clue who he is messaging with

 

[Harry Powell]

I loved this bit. You didn’t even use bad language and he’s oinking aggressively.

 

[AliceWorquer]

We have never had a conversation, stlaker. (Present perfect)

There has been you, a criminal, obsessively harassing my private phone number. (Present perfect continuous)

This is a felony. (Present continuous)


Nice tenses, stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

If I were to show this to anyone, they'd point out that the "Patrick" is obviously an uncreative AI and they'd think I'm retarded

 

[Stent]

Even if there was a possibility that the police would, could, and do find and charge someone with anything, all it would take is a single juror to say "This fat asshole not only kept replying but continued sending messages after the other person quit? Not guilty."

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Even if there was a possibility that the police would, could, and do find and charge someone with anything, all it would take is a single juror to say "This fat asshole not only kept replying but continued sending messages after the other person quit? Not guilty."

Not so: https://patch.com/wisconsin/milwaukee/half-2022-milwaukee-homicides-unsolved-police-point-capacity

When Dan Mullen wantonly murders Patrick S Tomlinson there are even odds of Dan Mullen getting away with it.

Hopefully Patrick S Tomlinson is murdered by Kiwi Farms villain Dan Mullen and the MKE police are completely stymied by the endless list of suspects.

Nice talking shit online like a real tough guy and living where they will never find who murked you, stupid Patrick.

 

[kingship75]

and they'd think I'm retarded

And they’d be right.

I’m just joshin’ ya.

 

[Tyrone McGibs]

Love how piggy thinks there's like a task force of cops who spend all day trying to catch the guys who send him mean texts online. Ribs!