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A cat called me a “nigger” yesterday

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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For work I had to go on a customers property for like 15 minutes.

This good looking cat comes out of nowhere and I start doing my thing of “ what up little guy”. “Looking good buddy!” “Great day isn’t it!”

So he happily comes up to me and I stick out my fist 👊 so he can head butt it and rub it…

He hits it and hissed at me!!! It legit said “nigger”!

I ate it.

#SpringfieldOhioThings
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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i'm still chuckling that a cat called a person that


and, like, @Sue Lightning was like, "WHY YOU LITTLE!!!", and he chases after the cat, and the cats like, "Ha-Ha", and just runs
 
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