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Get something cool to eat, i say
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A bum just said "help me get something hot to eat" but it's like 83 degrees outside
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They're fucking scum.
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Anybody remember train-hoppers/oogles/crust punks? Sure hope they all starved to death
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Tell the worm that food is free, you just have to be there on time. Knights of Columbus, motherfucker.
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Showing up on time would be a problem for this guy. Ya know.
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Bring him a smoldering piece of charcoal.
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i didn't have any tongs
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I was bussing an outside table when this homeless guy walks by and says “Sir, can I please use your bathroom”
I politely said no and continued. Then he says “Why exactly cant I use your bathroom?”
I just ignored him and continued. Then he had the audacity to say “Oh, you cant hear all of a sudden?”
I screamed “Get the fuck out of here! Yeah I can hear! I can fucking hear!” Dude stared at me in disbelief and I stormed back inside.
A couple months ago I let a homeless guy use the bathroom and he puked all over the place. Not even in the toilet, just on the wall and floor, and I had to clean it. So no never again, get the fuck out of here. And I was being polite about it until he got smug.
I politely said no and continued. Then he says “Why exactly cant I use your bathroom?”
I just ignored him and continued. Then he had the audacity to say “Oh, you cant hear all of a sudden?”
I screamed “Get the fuck out of here! Yeah I can hear! I can fucking hear!” Dude stared at me in disbelief and I stormed back inside.
A couple months ago I let a homeless guy use the bathroom and he puked all over the place. Not even in the toilet, just on the wall and floor, and I had to clean it. So no never again, get the fuck out of here. And I was being polite about it until he got smug.
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I think he was hitting on you.
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If I was homeless I would just go to restaurants with outside seating, steal peoples meals off their table and run away.
I dont see why this tactic isnt utilized. Im not even homeless and am tempted to do it myself sometimes, there’s no way they’d catch me or bother getting the police involved
I dont see why this tactic isnt utilized. Im not even homeless and am tempted to do it myself sometimes, there’s no way they’d catch me or bother getting the police involved
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He should have puked in the sink. The toilet is only for #1 and #2.
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I have seen crackheads swipe flatware off tables outside
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I never go anywhere without my trusty pocket tongs.
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Some homeless nigger called me racist because I wouldn't give him any money. Like that's gonna make me feel bad.
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You can't smoke or inject food
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Ever heard of foie gras
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I've heard of foie gai (fat gay)