A breakdown of European conflict - brought to you by the man who suggested fighting tanks with paint balloons

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[NoBacon]

He’s got it all worked out. What a relief, we should let Trump know.

 

[BudDickman]

He sounds very pro-Israel here even though he's a mealy-mouthed fence-sitting faggot when it comes to Israel-Palestine.

 

[Humanatee]

Resist.

Good old Ricky fighting fascism from his fart couch. He'll save the world yet.

 

[Stent]

When the nuclear exchange doesn't work out how he thinks it should, he can blame Trump. Fallout can be mitigated by duct-taping window seals shut for the rest of your life, blinded burn victim child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Wow, he's an expert on Syria and the Syrian rebels now?? Where does he find the time???

Was waiting for him to explain why all of this is good news and how Biden is responsible for all of it.

 

[The Sue Deal]

I would pay millions to see Pat made the White House Press Secretary.

“Trump said before the election he would have the Ukraine war ended in 24 hours after getting elected. It has now been more than 24 hours after his inauguration, so can you give us a timeline on when Trump plans to end this war?”

“No, child. Now fuck off.”

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

All he does is steal other peoples stuff. He still has no idea what's going because he probably doesn't understand all of the words he copied.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"There have been loses"
- (Former) Professional Author

"Resist", says the same guy whose opinions always fall in line with the mainstream media and universities, backed Big Pharma and Big Brother when they tried to take away your civil liberties four years ago, defends billion dollar companies and social media platforms, and thinks that dissenting voices should be silenced and censored, and criticism of the current administration should be punished.

"Resist", says the fat fascist with bitch tits.

 

[DanFielding]

Article 5 for Christmas and for Valentine Day he’ll get a 1MT warhead air burst over downtown Milwaukee. “This is all Trump’s fault,” he’ll say as the heat of the detonation causes his clothes to spontaneously burn.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Article 5 for Christmas and for Valentine Day he’ll get a 1MT warhead air burst over downtown Milwaukee. “This is all Trump’s fault,” he’ll say as the heat of the detonation causes his clothes to spontaneously burn.

Now he wants a recount of votes that were never cast

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably tookhima beer and a half to type that up

 

[Brooke Shields]

If a nuclear device is ever set off I'm going to go to his real minecraft server and titty-twist his character's nipples off, on minecraft only, not in real life of course not

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I guess that tweet explains these recent headlines.

 

[Stent]

Teen Vogue really fucked their political commentary. They had their chance.