A bat got in my house last night

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I debated just leaving and never coming home but I ended up killing it with a squash racket while I shrieked and screamed like a girl. I've never been so afraid in my life. Nothing gives me the fucking willies more than bats indoors.

 

[guest]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Next time fill bath tub at least half full and leave bathroom door open, apparently they try to get some water but hit side then drown, I've got four that way

 

[guest]

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It's 1/100 fat retard. If you get bit, kill the bat and take it for testing. If negative avoid yourself the hassle of getting 8 very painful shots

 

[Zombie247]

Why didn't you pick it up with your glove & ball?

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's 1/100 fat retard. If you get bit, kill the bat and take it for testing. If negative avoid yourself the hassle of getting 8 very painful shots

I went down a rabbithole of watching videos of people with rabies on YouTube a while back. I wouldn’t recommend it.

Apparently it’s pretty common in India still. Another reason to never visit that shithole.

 

[guest]

Why didn't you pick it up with your glove & ball?

Fawkin home run!

 

[RaggotFetard]

Where do you guys live that there are so many bats around? I remember seeing that bridge in Austin that all the bats famously fly to, while visiting in 2016, but I have never seen a bat in SoCal or anywhere else. Creepy lil buggers.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Next time fill bath tub at least half full and leave bathroom door open, apparently they try to get some water but hit side then drown, I've got four that way

Ohhhh. So that's why they're called BAThs.

I worked on marketing a rabies vaccine. Apparently they can cause microcuts on your skin and if their saliva gets in there, you got the rabies. I'd recommend playing it safe and getting checked out.
XOXO

 

[guest]

Got jitters just from reading this shit!

 

[guest]

WWAW wolf spiders in your basement

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAW wolf spiders in your basement

Spiders don't bother me as long as they're not crawling on me. I hate those centipede cocksuckers with all the legs.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I wouldn't have been scared. I'm straight though.

 

[Dennyislife]

Where do you guys live that there are so many bats around? I remember seeing that bridge in Austin that all the bats famously fly to, while visiting in 2016, but I have never seen a bat in SoCal or anywhere else. Creepy lil buggers.

They are pretty much everywhere. I can see them in my garden all the time around dusk. Fast little fuckers.

 

[CutesyMissy]

Should've called Manu Ginobili.

 

[guest]

I debated just leaving and never coming home but I ended up killing it with a squash racket while I shrieked and screamed like a girl. I've never been so afraid in my life. Nothing gives me the fucking willies more than bats indoors.

Do you have anyone in the house between 8-80? Could have been the count delivering iPads.

 

[guest]

Spiders don't bother me as long as they're not crawling on me. I hate those centipede cocksuckers with all the legs.

Spiders rule. Theres a few with webs in the little inset windows in my basement and you can see all the pesky little fuckin insects they captured from coming into my house.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I would have made it my God

 

[Meownaw]

Spiders don't bother me as long as they're not crawling on me. I hate those centipede cocksuckers with all the legs.

The house version of those fuckers are the fastest things I have seen and if they get away before you can smash em or spray them (they always do) then I get no sleep that night.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Ohhhh. So that's why they're called BAThs.

I worked on marketing a rabies vaccine. Apparently they can cause microcuts on your skin and if their saliva gets in there, you got the rabies. I'd recommend playing it safe and getting checked out.
XOXO

Are they working on a vaccine for the other closely related deadly incurable disease rabbis?