85,000 words is the average length of a novel

[Spraggy]

And take almost 5 hours to read.

Patrick thought the Huffington Post were going to write this for him

Hey Pat, hold this L

 

[guest]

I hate to be "well ackshually" but it was 8500 words. 8500 words is still an extraordinary length for something like this so that should have been yet another clue that fatty was being fished. However, his narcissism prevented him from seeing the obvious and lulz were had.

He knows better too. IMO, that 8500 word length and the weird email address domain should have been enough to tip him off but I think those narcissistic delusions of a large article about him in print and the likes/retweets he could get from it clouded his vision. On top of that, Josiah was doing an article and so was the Vice lady and I bet he was thinking he could use those 2 news stories to get his precious blue check back.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I hate to be "well ackshually" but it was 8500 words. 8500 words is still an extraordinary length for something like this so that should have been yet another clue that fatty was being fished. However, his narcissism prevented him from seeing the obvious and lulz were had.

He knows better too. IMO, that 8500 word length and the weird email address domain should have been enough to tip him off but I think those narcissistic delusions of a large article about him in print and the likes/retweets he could get from it clouded his vision. On top of that, Josiah was doing an article and so was the Vice lady and I bet he was thinking he could use those 2 news stories to get his precious blue check back.

The Pigman really thought he had Gamergate 2.0 on his hooves. Fat AND stupid. Sad!

 

[Kurt_Love]

I hate to be "well ackshually" but it was 8500 words. 8500 words is still an extraordinary length for something like this so that should have been yet another clue that fatty was being fished. However, his narcissism prevented him from seeing the obvious and lulz were had.

He knows better too. IMO, that 8500 word length and the weird email address domain should have been enough to tip him off but I think those narcissistic delusions of a large article about him in print and the likes/retweets he could get from it clouded his vision. On top of that, Josiah was doing an article and so was the Vice lady and I bet he was thinking he could use those 2 news stories to get his precious blue check back.

He was so excited for his national news stories about taking down a racist killer cop.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

 

[AliceWorquer]

Fucking retard thought he was Hunter Thompson at the Kentucky Derby. Count on Patrick to be suckered in by his own grandiosity. Patrick couldnt even come up with 850 words on his situation. Best he can manage is a few variations of the same 15 or 20 repeated endlessly.

 

[Spraggy]

I hate to be "well ackshually" but it was 8500 words. 8500 words is still an extraordinary length for something like this so that should have been yet another clue that fatty was being fished. However, his narcissism prevented him from seeing the obvious and lulz were had.

He knows better too. IMO, that 8500 word length and the weird email address domain should have been enough to tip him off but I think those narcissistic delusions of a large article about him in print and the likes/retweets he could get from it clouded his vision. On top of that, Josiah was doing an article and so was the Vice lady and I bet he was thinking he could use those 2 news stories to get his precious blue check back.

I am stupid…

 

[FurBurger]

I hate to be "well ackshually" but it was 8500 words.

...and I hate to "well ackshually" but 8500 is in fact the number of calories Pat eats in a day.

He's very fat, you see.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I hate to be "well ackshually" but it was 8500 words. 8500 words is still an extraordinary length for something like this so that should have been yet another clue that fatty was being fished. However, his narcissism prevented him from seeing the obvious and lulz were had.

He knows better too. IMO, that 8500 word length and the weird email address domain should have been enough to tip him off but I think those narcissistic delusions of a large article about him in print and the likes/retweets he could get from it clouded his vision. On top of that, Josiah was doing an article and so was the Vice lady and I bet he was thinking he could use those 2 news stories to get his precious blue check back.

When apostle gate dropped first thing I did was Google Josiah Munoz and laughed my fucking ribs off

He's so bad at this