5’2? Most certainly not. 4’10”

[Antwan2]

I’m sure he’s probably on his tippy toes too.

Also, Bert’s a faggot.

 

[sShenaniganz]

 

[Suetonius]

Left to right

Italian stock broker who says shit like “Duh neighborhood…”

Insanely rich politician who tries to appear down to Earth

Some bum who brags about opening for Dean Martin and still wears his suit from the 50’s

Bloated corpse of a 1920’s Gangster

 

[sShenaniganz]

Ari must have fished that suit out of the NY tunnels

 

[FingerofGod]

4 Faggots

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Spent his whole life working out just to end up with the weirdest physique in human history. I'm more taken aback by how fucked up his proportions are than one of those thousand pound bitches with the fat feet and foreheads. He looks like a little shaved animal. Why the fuck is his torso so short? Regular human organs can't all fit in there. Joe Rogan is a fucking alien.

 

[Single Action Army]

Spent his whole life working out just to end up with the weirdest physique in human history. I'm more taken aback by how fucked up his proportions are than one of those thousand pound bitches with the fat feet and foreheads. He looks like a little shaved animal. Why the fuck is his torso so short? Regular human organs can't all fit in there. Joe Rogan is a fucking alien.

Joe's really 5'10" but his fat HGH head makes him look 8 inches shorter.

 

[According to My Cock]

He's pulling down so hard on Segura's shoulder his left foot is off the ground.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Smaller than Bill Maher.

 

[EraGodless]

Spent his whole life working out just to end up with the weirdest physique in human history. I'm more taken aback by how fucked up his proportions are than one of those thousand pound bitches with the fat feet and foreheads. He looks like a little shaved animal. Why the fuck is his torso so short? Regular human organs can't all fit in there. Joe Rogan is a fucking alien.

I think it's the oversized forearms and kind of long arms (considering how short he is) vs how skinny his lower body is-- he has chicken legs. It makes him look like some kind of primate- and that's not including his Bonk sized head.

 

[According to My Cock]

 

[Ronnie G]

Joe's daughter has a similar build:

 

[guest]

Suits were invented by and intended for tall, slender Englishmen and Nordic types, not stout wops and jews. These freaks should be wearing desert robes or loose fitting peasant flannels.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I fucking hate Ari Shaffir so much. BFG-looking, smug kike motherfucker.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fucking hate Ari Shaffir so much. BFG-looking, smug kike motherfucker.

Ari Shaffir has the weirdest fake laugh I've ever heard. He literally says "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." like he's never heard laughter and doesn't know how to laugh but he's read about it. And he's not doing it sarcastically, that's just how he gives a polite courtesy laugh on podcasts.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Has to suck when you want to be wacky suit guy in your friend group but your friend group is comedians being wacky suit guys.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

J

Joe's daughter has a similar build:
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Jesus. A slight breeze that bitch is flying away.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Ari Shaffir has the weirdest fake laugh I've ever heard. He literally says "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." like he's never heard laughter and doesn't know how to laugh but he's read about it. And he's not doing it sarcastically, that's just how he gives a polite courtesy laugh on podcasts.

Well he does podcasts with these guys and Legion of Skanks, your fake laugh would probably be pretty worn out too.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Spent his whole life working out just to end up with the weirdest physique in human history. I'm more taken aback by how fucked up his proportions are than one of those thousand pound bitches with the fat feet and foreheads. He looks like a little shaved animal. Why the fuck is his torso so short? Regular human organs can't all fit in there. Joe Rogan is a fucking alien.

His head swelled up, and he has a barrel chest now. It also looks like his arms and legs shrunk. Don't do steroids kids.
Side note, they are all short fuckers

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I fucking hate Ari Shaffir so much. BFG-looking, smug kike motherfucker.

BFG= Bullshit Fake Genocide?