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Don't know or care about the context. I just had to post this to get some Pat content going again.
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He's 42, fit, handsome, tough, and brave, child, don't hate him for his beauty.
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Those disgusting folds on his fish mouth must smell like a post Katrina New Orleans morgue. No disrepect, @UncleAnthonyCumia.
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Heavy simping for our matronly, jewish loving, survivalist that gets winded on the escalator to the second floor of the mall to get to Lane Bryant lol. Hey fellas, she does have a sweet voice but I can tell you a story about a girl I met on a phone call one time from Kearny, and Joe Rogan she sounded sweet, but boy what a mug and fat too, anyway you get the drift lol.
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Damn, we're already at the boomia copy/paste stage.
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And you're Tomlinson level replier, my point wasn't the need for a secret forum to keep things between a few people, but rather this bitchman post below where you're acting like a mob boss. The best part is just days earlier you failed in identifying me as a "risk" hahaha hoolee shit, I can't say that without laughing, now I'm a retard and senile boomer because of one text that clearly hurt your boipussi bad. This is a retarded tween level hobby and I enjoy it, but I also enjoy it in a self deprecating way. You seem like you place some cache in your position amongst us. I also denote some jealousy at the "podcast dan" guy, just by how you said. The banter about flying to. close to the sun and all, is a huge fucking tell, about those saying it. I love bullshitting, on the cast, with friends, in bars, wherever, but I don't think I gain any cache from any of it, however some seemingly would based on their replies. It's pointless to continue with you, I don't really see you do anything but comment, so don't reply, but go run along and enjoy your special status
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WE GET IT......YOU DON"T LIKE IT. Duly noted, the point is, it is what it is, why a douche like you keeps posting is beyond me, I'm defending my logic to a crowd, you're defending yours to me, I heard you, you don't need to reply every time. I'll make sure I don't ever not admit, but mention, that a fake bomb threat that didn't happen, wasn't done on a secret forum that is not actually secret. OK deal. I may still respond where I think I should.
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My favorite roast line was DiPaulo's about Robin Quivers and her boat. "If I wanted to see black people floating, I'd watch Katrina footage."
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Especially after priming the pump on Niki, the nigger fat gas in her box and the smelly fishy cunt marinating it for sure adds to that smell of the rancid food and dead skin in those folds.
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Ok dude I was crying and eating gabagool and the emails with Dan before and after were all fake lol, but the nonsense of you being the best Pat poster was for the bit lol. Fuck, you guys are literally retarded and way to over-invested in this thing of yours. I'll give you this, your tweets are funny, but I have a 3 page PM thing of you reaching out to me, that wasn't a bit and is wholly unbelievable, but me crying over this fits in with anything in my persona
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What's going on with you today, Boomia?
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yea and especially after priming the pump on Niki, the nigger fat gas in her box and the smelly fishy cunt marinating it for sure adds to that smell of the rancid food and dead skin in those folds.
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I’m liking this new bit
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You're pretty obsessed aren't ya bud... oh the irony... don't reply.
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Yep that's it, you do get that you Eurofags tend to lose something in translation. Hey Pim or whatever your faggot name is, do you think people like me apologize to fucking dweebs? You'd be on your knees sucking my cock to protect you in the right situation, so no, no chance lol.
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As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.
I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.
Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.
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What's stopping you fucker from going on bringing the funny? Probably the fear of your labored breath into the mic, but I'm honest, if you are good I'd say lol.
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All this infighting makes my stomach hurt. I'm not even hungry for mom's spaghetti anymore.
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is it me that keeps going back to this? They're needier than me, I'm even using my no reply bit and they keep replying, looks like until I go to get ready for where I'm going it will be all about me, and then while I'm gone it will still be all about me, and then I'll answer like 5 replies to the 100 comments and be told I don't let it go. Yep it's me.
