4 AM on a Friday morning

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Brooke Shields]

2AM while hammered from watching his approved NPC trump circus, Patrick plans tomorrow's work:

 

[Brooke Shields]

2 AM, Patrick ponders the stupid futility of plot moving goons in a story universe for children

 

[guest]

Nigger jim?
Also exactly zero people give a shit, rick. You'll get more eyeballs if you write your suicide note. And keep it to one 140 character post, don't make us read an essay. Just give us the video.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Of COURSE he's watching that horrible Obi Wan series. He's not a Star Wars fan, he's a Disney fan.

 

[guest]

He really is a slave to alcohol. I know he sells insurance as his primary "job", but there has to be another scam he has going whether it's welfare or family mooching because there is no way someone could drink as much as him and be able to make an honest living. Can't wait for that debtor's exam

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Of COURSE he's watching that horrible Obi Wan series. He's not a Star Wars fan, he's a Disney fan.

My girl is all about sci fi and fantasy horse shit and even she is like "fuck Star Wars"

 

[Sputnik]

What a sad pathetic existence. As bad as I feel about my lot in life sometimes, im not patrick. and that is a net positive.

 

[guest]

2AM while hammered from watching his approved NPC trump circus, Patrick plans tomorrow's work:
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Seems like a constructive use of a struggling, unemployed author's time.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks star wars,marvel, and star trek are documentaries as well as guides to live life. He is having so much fun getting drunk and forgetting he has a daughter out there somewhere. This is his "happy time" where he finally hits that level of drunkenness that quiets the voices of guilt that he tries so hard to pretend isnt there. Its just him in a dark room with a large screen and disney+. This means more to him than being a father and has been content doing this for the last decade. Its his happy place.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

All I remember about Obi Wan was that he was boring as shit. God damn was that role beneath Alec Guinness.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

All I remember about Obi Wan was that he was boring as shit. God damn was that role beneath Alec Guinness.

Ewan McGregors version is even duller.

 

[guest]

Ewan McGregors version is even duller.

Ewan McGregor blows.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

2AM while hammered from watching his approved NPC trump circus, Patrick plans tomorrow's work:
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So just write and post the stupid thing... enough with the fuckin preamble

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ewan McGregor blows.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Ewan McGregor blows.

Trainspotting still rules but I can't think of anything else he was in that was good.

 

[guest]

Trainspotting still rules but I can't think of anything else he was in that was good.

Nothing else. I saw Trainspotting once, ten years ago and I remember nothing about it.

 

[peckafacce]

I

Trainspotting still rules but I can't think of anything else he was in that was good.

I'm a huge faggot, but I liked Big Fish

 

[guest]

I

I'm a huge faggot, but I liked Big Fish

I was gonna call you a faggot but then I remembered I've simped for Wes Anderson. I guess we have to suck each other's cocks now.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

My girl