39 likes.

[guest]

That's the highest amount of likes one of his vacation photos got (the first one). Some, like his ziplining video, have reached lows in the single digits.

This is a man who has 46 thousand followers, and by his own admission, the vast majority aren't bots.

I get more likes than him and I'm not even a public figure. I'm more popular than a celebrity?! Fawk yeah!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Yes, baby child, I'm aware of the dismal fall of my likes and reTweeTs. BuT iT has nothing To do with my own behavior. You and your band of cyberaTalkers have seen To iT thaT I lose my coveTed blue checkmark. If I sTill had iT, my engagemenT would be in the billions.