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2024 Election Megathread!

Chive Turkey

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I know it's still a week away, but I know you motherhuckers can't wait to vote for your favorite candidate.


All my tribesmen voting for Big Daddy Bihi Abdi

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@Mass.gov, comment?
 

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Bihi is done IMO, he tied his fate to the MOU. #2025 means alot of countries that didn't exist will now exist, Somaliland being one of them.

Somaliland will be one of the few West leaning entities in the region, and will miss out on all of paradigm shifting moves (and will be harangued by China via Djibouti and Turkey via Somalia), but is the price for it's sovereignty. It will also boom, which will bring alot of Ethiopian migrants and Ethios claiming Somali (think Johnny Somali types, but in Ethiopia). Maybe diversity etc will come to Somaliland...
 
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Bihi is done IMO, he tied his fate to the MOU. #2025 means alot of countries that didn't exist will now exist, Somaliland being one of them.

Somaliland will be one of the few West leaning entities in the region, and will miss out on all of paradigm shifting moves (and will be harangued by China via Djibouti and Turkey via Somalia), but is the price for it's sovereignty. It will also boom, which will bring alot of Ethiopian migrants and Ethios claiming Somali (think Johnny Somali types, but in Ethiopia). Maybe diversity etc will come to Somaliland...
Fag
 

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@Chive Turkey We are playing ball for the international audience until we get recognised then this democratic facade goes out the way and hopefully we can teach our walaalos the Iidoor management style (assassinate all the bright, charismatic leaders, install our puppets in their place)...lol we will be the Jews of Somalia soon (they already call us names like that anyway). Lots of Abdis gonna have traffic accidents and go missing in the night hehe
 

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(nice islamofascism, stupid)

...As for Al Shabab, we will infiltrate it and put Isaaq emirs and only suicide bomb outside Somaliland.

(Wait, that's exactly what's happening, lmao).

All the suicide bombers will be Abdis we recruit from walloweyne orphanages and brainwashed retards who we will MK ultra.

Mogadishu savagery made me a fascist already in 1991, and I type this with glee.
 
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