15-year payment plan for Pat

[BudDickman]

With 10% interest accruing yearly on his $23,739 debt to Quasi, if Pat makes yearly payments of $2,850, he will be debt-free in 15 years after paying a total of $42,347:

2021	$23,739	$2,850
2022	$22,978	$2,850
2023	$22,141	$2,850
2024	$21,220	$2,850
2025	$20,207	$2,850
2026	$19,092	$2,850
2027	$17,867	$2,850
2028	$16,518	$2,850
2029	$15,035	$2,850
2030	$13,404	$2,850
2031	$11,609	$2,850
2032	$9,635	$2,850
2033	$7,463	$2,850
2034	$5,075	$2,850
2035	$2,447	$2,447
		$42,347

 

[HotDogJoe]

I know he probably can't comment for legal reasons but I really want an update from our beloved Indian overlord on how the repayment plan is going.

It's infuriating to think pig is somehow getting away with not paying that money back.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That's a lot of samosas and tikka masala for our master.

 

[guest]

How has he not killed himself?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

237.50 a month. Sure it will dip into the meatloaf budget but Im sure its a trivial amount to pat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

We need to kike this up a bit. Compound the interest daily.

 

[42069]

237.50 a month. Sure it will dip into the meatloaf budget but Im sure its a trivial amount to pat.

$8.50 a day

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is going to be racking up interest while protesting payment and its just going to cost him more. Before you know it he will be working for quasi now.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I wonder how the payments would actually be made...wage garnishments? I thought one would have to have a job for that. I don't think they could take it from his "wife". Seriously, where work the money come from if this fat piece of shit has no actual job?

 

[42069]

At least the 23k is the only debt he has court related

 

[Udders]

Its one of those things where any outcome is great. Either they declare bankruptcy over it, the SFWA eats it and is out over $150k before its all said and done, or Nikis mom eats it. Not a bad option out of the bunch.

 

[BudDickman]

I wonder how the payments would actually be made...wage garnishments? I thought one would have to have a job for that. I don't think they could take it from his "wife". Seriously, where work the money come from if this fat piece of shit has no actual job?

The only income he has, which is rental income. That is technically his and his wife's income, but Wisconsin is a community property state which means they share all assets and debts. Pat seems to be aware of that fact, which is why he always says "we do not owe anything" when he tries to deny reality.

 

[peckafacce]

How has he not killed himself?

He's a coward

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Getting his Twitter account back: $5,000
Getting his Twitter account back again: $5,000
Losing a colossally stupid lawsuit: $23,789

Pat, for $33,789, you could have bought an actual classic Mustang in amazing condition. Instead, all your have to show for that cash outlay is a worthless Twitter account and monthly payments to the guy who runs a website dedicated to mocking you. What a fucking idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Well it looks like most of their stimulus money will end up being given to a troll. What a waste of free money Pat.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

This is reminiscent of Anthony writing monthly checks to Ron Pearlman

 

[BudDickman]

I know he probably can't comment for legal reasons but I really want an update from our beloved Indian overlord on how the repayment plan is going.

It's infuriating to think pig is somehow getting away with not paying that money back.

If Pat decides to not pay down his debt at all, then this is how he can expect it to grow as the 10% interest (per California law) accumulates:

2021	$23,739	$0
2022	$26,113	$0
2023	$28,724	$0
2024	$31,597	$0
2025	$34,756	$0
2026	$38,232	$0
2027	$42,055	$0
2028	$46,261	$0
2029	$50,887	$0
2030	$55,975	$0
2031	$61,573	$0
2032	$67,730	$0
2033	$74,503	$0
2034	$81,953	$0
2035	$90,149	$0

 

[Raymond]

That's not how annuity and compound interest work, child.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Well it looks like most of their stimulus money will end up being given to a troll. What a waste of free money Pat.

To be fair, Quasi is the only chance that money has to not be wasted. It's otherwise destined to be invested in children's models, star wars plates, or bad meatloaf.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Felony spreadsheet, atalker.

Someone found out that Fatso recently renewed his insurance selling license, if I recall corrrrrectly.
I don't know how much of that he could possibly be doing, though, considering all the time he spends on twitter every day. And responding to atalker texts, and emails, etc. He's fat.