11-15-21 Mewler Report: Pig makes history - Double Flatline!

[RobertMewler]

 

[Cuphead]

oopsie doodles

 

[HotDogJoe]

Imagine tweeting 150,000 times. His whole world is that platform. He's such a deranged cunt.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

No matter what those numbers say, he'll always be a complete and utter loser and fraud. He knows it, too - he has to. That's the best part; for all his manufactured bravado and confidence, deep down he knows he's a fucking loser. Nothing he says can change that. Have a great day, every one - pat is incapable of it!

 

[wbgreen]

2,300 tweets for a gain of 5 followers over a whole month. Even if Twitter was his job somehow, he'd still be failing.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There is usually a stop and restarting when a person flatlines (~60+%), but will mostly only happen once and last a short amount of time. This is the case for people on their deathbed.

Pig is a rare case, maybe this is the final stop.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At this point pat is just tweeting to himself.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

At this point pat is just tweeting to himself.

The prolonged flatline really is indicative that his numbers are all dead and bot accounts. Active users have all tricked away and now it's just random bot accounts getting culled.