11-10-21 Mewler Report: The slow roll back to obscurity. Oink!

[RobertMewler]

 

[Meownaw]

Can the people he is following go down any other way than him pressing unfollow? Because if not then he really is beyond pathetic.

 

[Stent]

How bad does a person's life have to get before they realize following someone like Pat is stupid?

 

[Will Tate]

How bad does a person's life have to get before they realize following someone like Pat is stupid?

Usually only as bad as people on Twitter pointing out your wife looks like a she was raised in a province of China where the only available food source was gravel.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I realize I’ve been away for awhile, but I have a question.

WHY is he so bad at this?

He doesn’t work, has no hobbies, just sits on his fat ass and Tweets all day while watching tv news. Despite the lack of distractions such as love, healthy snacks, and exercise, this is still the best he can do?

Does his obesity factor into it?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I realize I’ve been away for awhile, but I have a question.

WHY is he so bad at this?

He doesn’t work, has no hobbies, just sits on his fat ass and Tweets all day while watching tv news. Despite the lack of distractions such as love, healthy snacks, and exercise, this is still the best he can do?

Does his obesity factor into it?

Wrong child I run 400 miles a year

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It really is amazing he cant even fake his way into interaction on twitter. Regardless of his 46k followers there has never been a time that he could get any of those followers to defend him in any sort of large numbers. He could get the same interaction with 200 followers but they actually interact with him. I think he has been exposed on the internet and very few want to even deal with him.

 

[fusciasomething]

He is closing in on 150k tweets which have served zero purpose in any way (other than Argentina legalizing pedophilia or whatever he took credit for). If that isn't ground for suicide I don't know what is.

 

[Stent]

Wrong child I run 400 miles a year

400 miles per year. Anyone can do it.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Wrong child I run 400 miles a year

400 miles a year is extremely unimpressive, even for weekend warriors. ~1 mile/day? He reveals his laziness and ignorance repeatedly.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

400 miles per year. Anyone can do it.

Holy shit is that recent? He looks even shittier. What a fat disaster. He needs to go on a diet, put down Twitter, and get to work bagging groceries to pay his paralyzingly large legal debts. What an ugly fat rube.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

lookin trim

 

[Stent]

Holy shit is that recent? He looks even shittier. What a fat disaster. He needs to go on a diet, put down Twitter, and get to work bagging groceries to pay his paralyzingly large legal debts. What an ugly fat rube.

That's Rick in Costa Rica beach body shape.

 

[Udders]

I realize I’ve been away for awhile, but I have a question.

WHY is he so bad at this?

He doesn’t work, has no hobbies, just sits on his fat ass and Tweets all day while watching tv news. Despite the lack of distractions such as love, healthy snacks, and exercise, this is still the best he can do?

Does his obesity factor into it?

Who had 11/10 in the Carols Back pool?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Holy shit is that recent? He looks even shittier. What a fat disaster. He needs to go on a diet, put down Twitter, and get to work bagging groceries to pay his paralyzingly large legal debts. What an ugly fat rube.

The Costa Rican trip is worth catching yourself up on if you missed out. Hopefully a brotherman chronicled it and can point you there.

To summarize, he and Niki got fatter and Pat posted a video of him ziplining like a total buffoon. It was great stuff

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

People should be following him in droves after reading his hilarious skits.

"Small bladder. Frequent walks."

"And the enchiladas. Don't forget the enchiladas."

He writes humor like a 13 year old who has too much confidence. A lot of it is very much like that old "RANDUM holds up spork" meme. The enchilada line reminds me of other shit he's written, but I cannot pinpoint it at the moment. The mind recoils in horror

 

[RobertMewler]

People should be following him in droves after reading his hilarious skits.

"Small bladder. Frequent walks."

"And the enchiladas. Don't forget the enchiladas."

He writes humor like a 13 year old who has too much confidence. A lot of it is very much like that old "RANDUM holds up spork" meme. The enchilada line reminds me of other shit he's written, but I cannot pinpoint it at the moment. The mind recoils in horror

I hate him.